External Link/Members OnlyMajor horn late last night and none of my hot list was green. Promptly went on an AW search to try and filter what Transylvania has to offer. The answer pretty much as expected. Was like fucking death warmed up. Went eyes wide open, knew the obvious cut and paste profile, promises of GFE stank of horseshit. All I wanted was a functional pop and go and maybe even a smile from the service provider.
The fact that Eva is really good looking, must be early 20s, studenty, blonde with a trim natural curvy body was for nothing as her face tripped throughout. Maybe she'd had a rough day or just hates what she does. I don't expect huge levels of excitement or enthusiasm from these girls, but a smile and even a kiss on the cheek must be an extra 30 quid. This lass sank below my lowest expectations.
On arrival she took the money, came back and scowled at me to strip. I hoped she might warm up as she did likewise to reveal a fantastic figure. Instinct took over and I was allowed to play with her tits and pussy, with some moaning from her as she jerked my cock. OWO is unsurprisingly extra and so we went straight to the main act in mish then doggy. I tried to forget this was like shagging a blow up doll and focused on the sight of her beautiful ass as I blew.
After cleaning up I got another scowl for crumpling her bed cover as I got swiftly changed. She then went straight for her phone to browse facebook and ignore me as I left without waiting to be shown to the main door. Needless to say there was no kiss goodbye.
More fool me. I got exactly as I probably deserved but sometimes you think with another organ. If you have a fetish for dead eyed scowlers and appalling customer service you're onto a winner here. Otherwise, best avoid. Will I ever learn?
