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External Link/Members OnlyThis lady is a touring Romanian – I see that she has just moved from Cardiff to Bristol on the rotation. I saw her when she was here a while ago – but have only just got around to a review. I was looking for a Saturday evening punt and she was the first girl to respond to my emails/texts. She had reasonable AW FB (yes, I know ……..) and I saw a couple of recent comments that suggested people had had a good time with her.
The CommunicationsInitial communication made via text, to which she responded quickly. The arrangement was made. She confirmed by text that anal, OWO and kissing were all available. Due to matters beyond my control, I then delayed – she was very understanding and accommodated my request to postpone by a couple of hours.
The GirlShe is the girl in the pictures, which are clearly professionally produced, so the reality is never going to fully measure up. They are a reasonable representation – she is a little older than she looks in the pictures, but her stated 32 (profile) is in the ballpark. I would say a solid 7/10. She is probably a size 10, good legs and ass. Her boobs are smaller than they appear in the profile pics, but still a very good size – they are unenhanced, but she told me she has had a reduction and lift done. She has had children and has some minor looseness around her belly, but nothing significant. She has a caesarian scar. Her description of herself as a ‘hot voluptuous MILF’ is accurate. She speaks reasonable English, there were no communication problems.
The PlaceNot really relevant as she is a tourer. The place in Cardiff was over the river from the Principality Stadium. It was clean, with decent bathroom, but was very warm.
The Business ………This is where it was all very disappointing. I paid for an hour. I had asked (and she had confirmed) about anal being available – but when I asked again in the room, she said no. This did not really bother me, because I was not really interested in it, but asked to see how accurate the profile ‘likes’ were. To describe kissing as mediocre is an over-exaggeration – limited brushing with lips, no tongue action. BJ was OWO, but a poor technique. The reality is that for me, for a first pop, the technique does not have to be mind blowing. There was little variety, no attention paid to the shaft and she didn’t go near Mr. (increasingly less) Happy’s two friends. She wiped me down with a wet wipe, despite the fact that I had a shower on arrival. She put a condom on for me to cum. Generally uninspiring. There was no offer of a massage. I went down on her for some reverse oral – which I do enjoy. The dreaded ‘no fingers’ command was deployed. She was completely uninspired by my usual tongue whirling performance. She lay there like soggy cod! If she had a nail file with her, she would probably have done her nails. I lost interest after a while and rolled over – she got up, wiped between her legs and sat down again. I had told her that I wanted a second pop and had expected that she would caress and generally touch to bring Mr. Happy back to form – no, she talked about her planned holiday! Eventually she did start another BJ – but her lack of technique really showed and Mr. Happy was not interested. Determined to get my second pop, I resorted to a self-administered hand shandy while she in-expertly rubbed my nuts. As my time ran out (I certainly wasn’t leaving early), pop two arrived on her left nipple. Her deflating comment was ‘Oh, not a lot’. What did she f-ing expect????!!!!
The VerdictA nice looking girl, pleasant to talk to, but that is all. This is the first time that I have not shagged a girl during a punt. While that may have been partially my fault for not getting up properly for round two, she did virtually nothing to get me going. Lack of enthusiasm grossly overstates . The profile offered lots, but the reality was far removed – it is true, she is Romanian – say no more.
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