Chinese Massage Parlour - Southend on Sea (Westcliff)

[Plastic Poonter]

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I've mentioned this place before,but I haven't made a proper review until now. I've visited the shop several times. However, I won't be going back - nonetheless my review is positive overall with some caveats.

I first visited soon after the shop opened - about 2 years ago I think. The shop is directly on the London Road,so it's busy and the locals are aware why so many men visit. This could be a problem and I tend to slink in as fast as possible. Although, sometimes the shop is locked and a note in the window says "back soon" or similar. I now understand that this means they are busy and not necessarily away from the shop. This is a good thing if you're already inside as it reduces interruptions.   

One of my visits was interrupted by phone calls and shop visits several times, once for an Amazon parcel. I find this very annoying as I'm paying £40 an hour to be massaged not for the shop to be managed. However, they appear to be reducing this now ? I'm not sure.

I've only ever gone for the £60 option which includes an either good massage or a can't really be bothered kinda thing. When they first opened the massage was always good or excellent. Now it's either 5hite or okay. The massage is £40 and the £20 provides a happy ending.

B2B is £80 but I've never felt that flush. I really only go for the massage - the happy ending is bonus. The reason I'm not going back is because I tire of the massage parlour experience in general. Not only that but because the visit can be either dull or at best average.

All in all though - I'd recommend the shop and say give it a try. I've heard that regulars get special care. Parking is not easy as the area is busy and bear in mind you will be seen entering and leaving.

I'm now going back to independents only. More reviews to follow. Please share your experience and thanks for the forum. 

[Trial By Fire]

Last time I was there the masseuse had to stop to let someone in. Now I didn't see because I was obviously in the massage room but by the sound of it she let him in by the back door, by that I don't mean anal , so that might be an option if anybody is concerned about being spotted going in.

[Plastic Poonter]

Yes - now you mention it, they did say there's parking at the back. I walk there, so I forgot. How did you find the place ?

[Trial By Fire]

I wrote a review on my last visit there.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=118325.0

Hopefully that link works.

I enjoyed my time there, my masseuse was quite attractive and the room was clean and a good size with a shower. The masseuse was wearing a dress that sort of made it obvious that extras are definitely on the cards. I think that is the problem I have now is that a lot of places there is no thrill of "will they/won't they". I think that is why I like Richa Thai Spa in Southend it is the thrill that it doesn't look like an extras place. The first time I went I had to ask to get extras and the next two times they did ask me if I wanted them but there was still the thrill of will they/ won't they.