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External Link/Members Only As i have mentioned I'm a long time lurker, i finally signed up and thought i should post a few reviews as i appreciate the effort everyone puts into theirs. This one took place a few months back if i remember correctly, possibly September, October 2015.
Actually wanted to see her flatmate Melany but i thought id take a gamble and check out Nataly.
Arrived at the place in Kenton after a mission to get there on public transport, told to wait outside so she can check me from the window which filled me with dread. I passed the initial inspection and got given the keys to the kingdom, or the number to the block at least.
Skipped on up and was unfortunately greeted by a sour faced Nataly who has eaten quite a few pork pies since her profile pictures were taken. We agreed 30 minutes before i could think what i was doing i walked into the room with her past her flatmate, Melany who i wanted to see in the first place. Even though Melany was wearing a tatty old dressing gown she looked so much better than Nataly but for some reason the lines of communication between my dick and the rest of my body were experiencing interference.
Onto the bed with Nataly and surprise, surprise, no kissing, no fingering, no anal play, no cim - all advertised incidentally, it goes on, tits are sore, oral was shit, she kept shifting her body into awkward positions - do they have a manual for this or get training somewhere. As time went on i was struggling as i did not find Nataly the least bit interesting or attractive and finally signals were being broadcast again and my dick gave up the struggle and went to sleep. I pulled out and asked her to suck me off again which resulted in me quickly asking her not to. I asked if i could give her a facial, she said no, cum on your tits? She ummed and aahed by which time i had somehow manage to finish myself off over her floppy tits and on her chin which pissed her off a lot but actually made me feel better about the whole affair.
Would i go back - hell no.
Profile pics the same - if you were to go back 5 or 6 years and she lost a few pounds
Service as described - immmmmm i think not.
