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External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 1 hour (only stayed 45 mins)
Paid: £80
Comms: Called the number and the Maid picks up the phone. Good English and made the booking swiftly to see Milly within the hour. The Maid is answering the phone because Milly cannot speak English apart from a few off words here and there. I did not know this until I got there and discovered it was not the same person. By then it was too late to turn back as I had sorted out the paper work.
Location: It is off a busy main road and parking can be a nightmare, but you will find something on the side streets. It is not discrete as you are entering a property located above a parade of shops. I did not spot the nearest train station so I cannot comment on this.
Once at the address I texted to say I was there and received the door number. I then rang the buzzer to the flat… No answer, tried twice more and still no answer. Sent a text message and received nothing. So I waited for 5 minutes in the pouring rain, taking shelter where I could, phoned the number and the Maid finally tells me she is coming down to let me in. I was almost about to walk because I hate it when people are not punctual.
The Punt:Milly opens the downstairs door, wearing a sleeveless fleece, Ugg type boots and jeggings. My immediate thought was ‘make some effort why don’t you’, however she did smile and look pretty enough for me to proceed with caution at this point. Milly has nice blue eyes and is a slim build, natural breasts and a perky bottom I wanted to grab hold of. She is what you see in her pictures and they are recent.
Now in the room I sort out the paper work. She runs off and hands it to the Maid and comes straight back in, puts on some music and then starts to undress. She then turns off the lights in the room, leaving me to suspect she does not like me very much, but at this stage I’m thinking it could be me and it could be her thing. She asks me to hop on the bed (armed with wet wipes), but I say “no come here first” so we can proceed to FK. No enthusiasm on her part and I can tell she is going through the motions, just an odd wry smile now and then, but nothing to make me feel like she is enjoying herself. So on to the bed where I am caressing her gently, no reaction! Then I try to kiss her soft skin all over slowly, no reaction! Licking of her nipples, barely a reaction and at this point I might as well be screwing a Japanese sex doll.
Next I remove her underwear for some mango sampling. She is a clean girl, but I have my suspicions that she only wipes and doesn’t shower between clients, she seems fastidious when it comes to wiping herself and then wiping you. Now continuing with the mango, she is still not reacting much, very subtle and very muted with no sign she is real fun. So I think perhaps more rough, I grab her boobs for some squeezing, stick a couple fingers in there while licking her temple and she is starting to warm up a little, however she is not wet and has the same passive expression her face. I get the impression she does not want to do this job and sees it as just money.
Finally, I give up and lay back for her to deliver some OWO. First she stands up and wipes herself below, great, lubrication gone and now she will be drier, then she wipes her hands and finally she wipes me (I was showered and shaven below). Just when she is about to start, she hops over to her phone to check her messages! She mutters “mum” now on to some OWO. The technique is good, with a deep suction taking place, slow sensual, with ball and shaft licking. Hardly any eye contact but when she does look up on the odd occasion she is great. I ask for the Mac, but first another wipe and lubrication for the rubber. She mounts me for cowgirl, albeit a few sighs! Which I heard numerous times during this punt. In cowgirl this girl can move her hips well and really knows how to straddle you. I grab onto her hips and thrust away, pounding her. I was actually surprised that she could take a good pounding, but damn it will she makes some noise and react a little to show some enjoyment?! No. First pop occurs.
She offers me a massage which I decline. I attempt to have a conversation with her but to no avail, as she has no English and does not understand me even though I tried to simplify everything. There were a few chuckles now and then as she understood basic stuff. So as this is happening, she darts off again to look at her messages! Bloody awful, I could forgive it once perhaps. Now back on the bed, we start with some FK, a little better now slight more enthusiasm. She starts to tug on Prince Phillip downstairs and then delivers some OWO, which is decent and doing the trick to wake me up. Now on with the Mac, but first more wiping, will it ever end! Then into Mish where I gave her a good pounding and she seemed to finally be enjoying it, but still not as enthusiastic as I would like, but better as some noises are being made. Now into Doggy and she can take this well too, I am impressed with her ability to take a good pounding, I must admit. Now after 10 minutes I can feel the inevitable and I am about to pop, she looks good in doggy and the inevitable occurs.
She wipes me off and I ask for a massage, I did not fancy a third round with 20 minutes to go and no point attempting to chat and getting in the mood again. He massage was your standard WG stuff, it was fine and firm but nothing too special. With 10 minutes to go I wanted to get out of there and once more she goes to check her phone for more messages.
Return: No
Conclusion: The lack of enthusiasm, the checking of the phone, no English, wiping incessantly and turning off the lights places Milly in the negative category. If none of this puts you off and you want to go for a 30 minute session she will do. I would advise against going for a 1 hour session. If you like dialogue and a non robotic service then avoid. This felt like the girl was going through the motions with me, no engagement and nothing to make me feel great. TOFTT indeed.
Enjoy gentlemen and happy punting
