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External Link/Members OnlyJust had a very dull and uninspiring, most-likely-forgettable punt. Is it that hard for this girl to
pretend to be into it? That's the difference between a decent GFE and an experience given by a WG like Alice. She doesn't know how to pretend. But it's easy. I would have to do it twice tonight: once when turning up at this girl's ghetto-style tower-block, catching the attention of an elderly couple on my way in to the lobby - pretending to be a new neighbour of theirs as opposed to someone who's intent on
fucking a neighbour of theirs; then when Alice asks what I do for a living - she gets the practised speech of my fake career instead of finding out my real job.
Can't fault this girl's comms, nor her looks. She's presented immaculately - greeting me at the door in a nice short dress that would later be peeled off to reveal red lingerie. She's the girl in the pics. Young, great body - long slim legs, small pert tits, lovely flat tummy and peachy arse. She's friendly too - and ultra-polite - within the constraints of her limited English. I even fancied the pants off her - she's a pretty girl as well as being fit. I told her as much, in a vain attempt to break the ice. All OK so far.
What follows are my attempts to kiss her being met with token lip-pecks followed by her turning her head away on subsequent attempts. Perhaps she didn't like me (then
pretend!). I would ask a couple of times during the punt if she likes to kiss. It's not just listed on her likes but features at the top of her profile in the text that shows up in search results, "new French Kissing". This was important to me but alas I didn't get it. I knew it would be hit and miss after reading her other reviews on here but I took my chances.
69 was up next. Covered BJ - OK by me. She charges £20 extra for OWO if that's your bag baby. Her pussy tastes like tuppence coins and isn't exactly shower-fresh. I'm enjoying it nevertheless. Prior to sex she wipes her fanny - as if my lick has contaminated it, when the reality is that I probably left it cleaner than it was to begin with. And in sex she wouldn't look at me - head down, eyes closed, passionless, and I'm doing all the work. Submissiveness isn't necessarily a bad thing but in this case there was no intimacy at all. Just her laying there not really doing anything except bending into positions which I call out. Like a life-sized bendy toy.
Well actually the good part is that she did let me do whatever positions I wanted and didn't complain at all. I go very slowly at first as she's very tight. We did mish, doggy, prone bone and then cowgirl to finish. She rushed me at the end - and we argued about the timekeeping. I'd been there under 20 minutes yet she's rushing me out the door as I apparently have just 4 minutes remaining. I didn't query it a second time, just blew my load shortly after. It wasn't a very satisfying ending.
Strolled over to Kings Cross afterwards and cheered myself up with a decent kebab.
Summary: Pretty girl with great body, clockwatcher, delivers passive, passionless service and doesn't kiss (me!)
