Budapest has popped up with a thread from Jerboa & this reminded me to do a review
Did a business trip for a couple of days. 1st night was out with the client & a few of his staff [male - unfortunately]. Got pissed & bailed about 1am. Was having a smoke outside the hotel & was pounced upon by an EE hooker. Not bad looking - big tits / size 10. A 5/10. There were a few of them hauling in blokes returning to the hotel. She seemed the best of a [poor] bunch & the most friendly. Had already figured that the lure of a late night punt would be on the cards so had locked anything of value in the safe. Bit of chit chat - another smoke - agreed on €100 for 30 mins. Sure i could have negotiated. Couldn't be bothered. Was tired & wanted to attempt to shoot my bolt. Was pretty sure that it would end in failure. She asked if oral was OK & i said yes. She produced a nodder & gave me a pretty crap BJ. I managed to provide a translation of "had a few drinks - wont come with a BJ". Suggested a HJ. So she started stroking littleWP with the nodder still on. I said WTF are you doing ? And pulled off the nodder. Suggested an oily HJ. She said no oil & appeared mightily fucked off when i mentioned i had some. I just love Boots @ the airport & their travel sized Johnsons. She made a bit of effort & provided a HJ - titwank combo. The latter 'of sorts'. I would have shot my bolt had i not drunk loads. She asked me if i wanted to extend to which my reply was "the man from Del Monte say NO". Which she not surprisingly didn't understand. She fucked off - i didn't get robbed. Result. Tried bashing littleWP for a while & gave up. Got some zzzz's
Fortunately the client meeting was put back to mid afternoon as their MD said he was too rat-arsed to make the morning. Fucking ace. After having been sucked & wanked by the burd and then having bashed it senseless [to no avail] i woke with the hangover-horn. Had already done some PPP&P before the trip & used my 'tablet' to good effect & home in on the Massage House in the centre. This was late morning & i think there are more masseuses available later in the day. Zeroed in on this milfie hottie - Alexa, 1 of 2 available. The other was a 'chunker'. The maid spoke really good english so easy to arrange
External Link/Members OnlyArranged booking for an hour later & got a taxi with a number on the side [picked up tip on here only to get in these]. Checked out the route to the parlour so when in taxi i could do my Jason Bourne bit and make sure i wasn't being fleeced. No probs here & the driver knew exactly where i wanted to go. I wasn't sure what to expect & was pleasantly surprised. Above some shops & on the top floor of an apartment block. I was figuring one place but there were 3 apartments next to each other. Well nice inside - two massage rooms - bathroom which was spotlessly clean. Nice fluffy towels. From the washing machine / dryer in the kitchen. All felt very safe. Futon style mattress with mood lighting & candles. Just what i needed feeling jaded & in need of being drained. Shopping on some of the pics, or more likely earlier modelling photos. The 'daisy duke' cut-offs are spot on. More like 38-39, touching 40 maybe rather than 34. But a very fit & lovely milf. It was about £50-£60 for 45 mins of massage with loads of teasing & great B2B. Can't remember the exact amount - as it wasn't much. The nice environment meant i relaxed & enjoyed the session. Ideal coz abroad & the punting anttenae could be turned off. Some great positions & played with with her jelly-bean after me teasing her. Which got her moist - i could see the glisten. But no fingers allowed. Her sitting on my chest whilst i was doing this & giving me an oily tit-wank & breathing on my cock was awesome. I asked if extras & the answer was no - but in a nice way. I was there the next day with an evening flight and asked if she was working. Answer was no

Reckon with a few visits, being really nice & respectful it would be a dead cert to push the boundaries. Helped along with a decent cash offer. Doubt if shagging but a BJ & RO deffo. No obvious clock watching she sat on my chest with her pussy an inch from my mouth. No tongue allowed on her pussy - but fuck i got it close. I said trust me & she did. She was moving gyrating her hips slowly & occasionally eased her flaps down to gently brush my nose & tongue. Hence why i mention more available most probably on further visit
. It was approaching Thunderbirds-Are-Go so one final delaying tactic. More oil please. She duly obliged & then literally dragged the harry-munk out of me & onto her tits. With all the edging the spurts continued for a good while. Some masseuses shy away at this point but she eased the pace down slowly & kept wanking littleWP slower & slower & putting one of her nipples on my japper. She then hopped off & turned round to show my he [lovely] tits coated in harry-munk. Then leant over gave me a quick kiss & whispered something along the lines of "you like". I felt light headed. She didn't rush off & for about a minute plonked her glazed tits on my chest & told me to relax. My banging hangover had evaporated & i could have drifted off very easily. Unfortunately this wasn't to be. So showered - no rushing whatsoever & i emerged back into the daylight drained. Quick kiss at the door when leaving
So if you are looking for a safe / fun session in Budapest then this place is ideal. The potential for being robbed on outcall / elsewhere is much higher than over here where we can research stuff & we're on home territory etc. All in ideal
Would i recommend - do bears shit in the woods ?
Will i return - thats "Four BGT Yesses". Would go for longer sessions - probably with 2 masseuses