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External Link/Members OnlyI saw Emma at the beginning of last week, and here is my short report of what was a pretty boring punt:
The Experience:
I had seen her profile some time ago but never got around to seeing her. Comms were pretty poor – I think her maid answers the phone, and is inconsistent with texts. I posed the usual questions: “Same girl in pics etc” to which I was give a “Yes, yes, 1000%”. I arrived at the place (very close to Paddington station – and area I have had many great punts). I entered after a rather awkward wait by the main door – where I was texting which flat and I heard the door buzz and I entered.
The apartment was very dark and I was greeted by a white bra and panties (I could barely make Emma out). When we go to the room I immediately turned on the lights and Emma protested, but let it go. She is the same girl in the pics, very slim, sexy, young, but her skin was darker in tone (not tanned as per say, but my first thought is she is Gypsy). I decided to stay for 30 mins.
She clearly had no grasp of English and continually spat out “What?” to everything I said. The grind was boring – there was movement, and friction, but absolutely devoid of any groove (think of a guitarist tuning his instrument – you can hear sounds, but it is functional). She put the condom on (OWO was a no from here) and then bounced up and down on me. I kinda appreciated her fine figure, but it felt like I was watching a screen saver as she was consistent with her bounce. I went limp. She got off and tried to throttle me to completion. She got on again and bounced some more. By this time I was already thinking about whether I go to the Thai place near the station, or next door to the kebab shop. Then I thought of something funny and laughed – she stopped with a horrified look on her face as though I shat the bed. “What?” she hissed. I got her to continue and then I popped and cleaned up, showered, and left.
Pretty dull punt. Likely she did not like me. Maybe her profile meant she “only works with Romanians and Albanians”.
Reflection:
• She is the girl her pics – fit, but looks bored, and uninterested.
• Grind was boring – one position – bouncing boobs – bring a book to read.
• Lives close to the station and the house consists of many flats, but her flat is dark – bring night vision goggles.
• Crap comms.
The Journey:
In hind sight I would say she does not enjoy the work. I would have seen Emily just up the road in Great Portland Street, but I prefer to see her at the end of the week.
