Melwiththemelons - Cannock

[lordlongsausage]

Hi all,

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I've been meaning to write this review for a few months now, sorry I've only just got around to it.

The caveat for this review is that the meet was a couple of years back now, but I can't imagine much has changed.

I've keep it brief. I turned up to a nice house, where we all had to be super quiet because of the neighbors. Fair enough, shows that she cares about not being rude etc, Good start.
Mel is much larger than I was expecting. Not a major issue in my opinion. It's the effort that you put in that makes it sexy.
She's a talker is all I'll say. I'm not a talker. Let's get down to the task at hand shall we? It must have been 10 mins before we did anything. She lay on the bed. The first thing that struck me (after the size issue) was the smell. Bad pits on a large lass is BAD. So I was struggling at this point. She started giving me head. Not very much effort was put in. I think we attempted sex but she's not very mobile so I gave up on that. Then I asked if I could cum in her mouth. No was the answer! So I came on her tits and fucked off as fast as I could.

All in all it was top 3 worst meets of my career.

Mel has a 95 feedback rating on Adultwork at the time of writing this, and has 2 positive reviews on here, both by regular_guy. So I thought I'd balance things out, in the name of equality. I hope I've saved someone the disappointment.

[Iloveoral]

£70 is very reasonable but she's not the girl for me, due to size and smell lol

[Walsalllad15]

Cheers for the warning as I was going to book her

[seward]

Having visited Mel in early December I can say the hygiene as definitely improved  she's still a big girl that's no problem but other comments made are very accurate not to mobile and not a lot of effort really likes to talk and anything at discretion read as no chance not ever going to happen generally pleasant but does not deliver on the enjoys list.

[silverfin]

Thanks for the info. I rang couple of times but no answer. Will be moving on to other more positive feedback girls

[Redster69]

So a fat ugly bird that stinks and is not very good at her job........what's not to like eh.

[willbred]

Fair play to the OP, he's banged in a few reports. But fuck me, having read 'em all, he's either had a lot of bad luck; likes 'em rough or needs to go to Specsavers. I think his dick brain needs some lobotomy as well

[Iloveoral]

One out of 5 negatives was a positive, not the best run of luck admittedly 

[leicesterdude]

Some people just report their bad experiences.


Anything is helpful I guess.

[regular_guy]

she is definitely a talker, there's no doubt about that, moving her hand to the penis works quite well though i found to minimise that.

didn't notice any hygiene issues though when i saw her,  guess i got lucky those days.

Never normally see a girl more than once,  been there twice now,  so doubt i will see her as third time,  so no third review from me.

[lordlongsausage]

I've got to admit that I do report the bad ones, and they're generally more funny to write  Thinking back though, the good ones haven't been all that great. Maybe I do need that eye test?