Deluxe Isabelle. Kingston SY

[billburns2]

Touring out of a crappy hotel in Kingston.  Avoid like the plague

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Where to start...???

Let's start with bait and switch.  "Isabelle" was quite attractive but definitely not the girl in her profile.
No point in descring her 'cos anyone who ever makes the mistake of booking "Isabelle" will get whichever east Euro girl is available.

Let's move onto services offered.  Bear in mind that her AW profile lists absolutely everything as a like (which should get some alarm bells ringing for 60 quid a half-hour), but surely the common-or-garden likes should be OK, right?
Wrong.
"Isabelle"'s command of English was virtually zero, which made pointing out the discrepancies between services advertised and services offered a bit pointless. .It wasn't helped by her pulling a face of horrified disgust at anything off-limits (pretty much everything) and rolling her eyes at anything which wasn't.
Basically, if you want an (admittedly quite good) handjob from a girl who is examining her nails as she tugs away and stops mid-stroke to answer a text message, then she is the one for you.
If your fantasy is to recreate the last shag you had with an ex-girlfriend who was so over you, she actually yawned mid-fuck, then look no further.

For 60 quid I could have bought a new pair of shoes.  And those shoes would have been sexier than "Isabelle".

Y'all been warned

[wazzer]

Is this her your links not working on my browser
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[GBush]

Why oh why didn't you walk buddy.

IMHO and I'm not a mega punter, only by walking do we get better service

[billburns2]

She was quite cute and smiley up until the money changed hands.
It was all downhill after that.
And by then it's too late.

[Mr Farkyhars]

If your fantasy is to recreate the last shag you had with an ex-girlfriend who was so over you, she actually yawned mid-fuck, then look no further

Commiserations. That bit made me LOL, though