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External Link/Members OnlySo, saw this lady back in May I think it was. Here's my review.
Body - 9/10 - Fake boobs if you're into that sort of thing (which I am)
Face - 5/10 - Not trying to be mean but she's obviously had some form of Botox done at some point so however much she has had, hasn't served too well over a long period I'm guessing. Again, not trying to be horrible, just trying to give an honest review.
Personality - 8/10 - She's very nice and extremely personable, not too bright though (hence the 8 and not a 10 but more on that later)
The meet
I live in an apartment complex and it can be a bit of a maze to find the place. I received a phone call 5 minutes before to say she couldn't find the apartment block and then passes the phone to the taxi driver to find out where I am. Got a little weird here with him asking me if she knows where she's going, which flat/block am I in etc but I digress.
She manages to get into the complex without being buzzed in somehow and it strikes me that I was probably talking to my concierge (so much for discretion, especially as she wasn't exactly dressed casually.)
Left the flat door open and she lets herself in (which I had no problem with at all, for any neighbours and looky loos it would just appear that she lives here or knows whoever lives in the apartment).
A quick hello and some paper work out of the way and I'm fine with what I see. She really does have an awesome physique, comes across as very confident and a nice lady overall. After a quick chat she goes to get changed into the outfit I requested (the red number in her profile picture) and on we start with the session. I've always been much more a fan of a PSE than a GFE (I have a girlfriend for that) and she's pretty good at this with lots of sloppy OWO, dirty talking, playing with herself while she sucks my cock etc. I spend most of my sessions with a long teasing build up then onto sex as I'm more of a 1 pop guy. We move to the couch and she starts riding me, talking dirty and it was very good. I ask her to bend over for doggy and she's very resistant to this because of my size. After a little gentle persuasion she agrees and after about 20 seconds of trying she's not into it, which is a bit disappointing but understandable I guess. We switch to missionary and I finish off with her cumming on my cock (which was a sight to behold), followed by me filling the hat.
With the exception of the concierge incident which, granted, I may be mistaken about, everything is fine up until this point. A bit of a chat while she get dressed, call her a cab who rings to say he's outside and I walk her to lift.
Here is where things got strange.
5 minutes later I receive a call from the taxi telling me he's outside again? I call her with no answer, tell him she should be there any moment and another 5 minutes goes by and again, another call from the driver. It should take all of a minutes to get from my apartment to the taxi and although it's difficult to find your way into the apartment blocks, finding your way out is simple as there is only 1 simple path to follow.
Another 10 minutes goes by and she calls me saying how she doesn't know what to do and is scared. At this point I'm getting a little concerned about the discretion side of things and go outside to find her randomly attempting to flag down cars on the main road with her heels in her hand! Eventually got her into a cab, but couldn't quite understand why she'd ignore the cab that she'd asked me to get. The whole thing did taint the meet a little, more so because I like my discretion and if anyone I knew had seen me...that could have been an awkward situation to explain (given the girlfriend situation). I guess I could have just left her to her own devices but giving that she was randomly attempting to flag cars down in the street, I figured it may not be long before she starts knocking random doors in the complex or having a chat with the concierge, both of which wouldn't be ideal in the discretionary dept.
Overall, the punt itself was great but I wouldn't book her again based on the seeming lack of discretion/common sense.
6/10