Mature_steph
Fee: £70 for 45mins incall
Location: Failsworth
Rating: 2/5 Neutral. Little to recommend her, other than a cheap shag.
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership
Summary in red at the bottom
Steph had been in my HL for a little while and we’d exchanged one or two AW messages after she’d bid on an RB I’d run earlier in the year. At that time I’d asked on the NW board if anyone had any info on her, but there was nothing forthcoming. On her profile it states that she only see’s guys over 50, and as I haven’t quite reached that landmark yet, I messaged her to check if my age was OK. It wasn’t a problem for her and I was about to arrange something when other plans got in the way. Following a nightmare week when I couldn’t buy a fuck for love nor money, I messaged her on the off-chance she might be available and although she responded, it was after my slot had passed. I suggested another date about 3 weeks hence and she confirmed she was available and also the price for a 45min punt. Bit of a TOFTT, very limited feedback on AW and only a couple of hazy pics – this was real TOFTT territory. She’s not too expensive though and with true civic spiritedness, I decided I’d go and blaze a trail to her door. If she turned out to be rubbish, the undergrowth would soon cover my tracks.
A few days beforehand I messaged her to confirm we were still on, just asking me to remind her of my age again. I was going to do that but a little question popped into my mind. Does she like older guys because they’re less energetic in the bedroom? Perhaps I’d better warn her that I’m reasonably vigorous? I decided it would be prudent for both of us, so I messaged her with my age, stating I was quite vigorous but also that I don’t have any unusual requirements in the bedroom and was after what I’d describe as ‘normal things’. The message was read pretty much straight away, but no response by the same time the following day. I messaged her again to ask if the meet was going to happen and this time she came back to say she was busy at 1.30 but could see me after 3.30pm? Answer was a no from me so I suggested the same time a week later. She came back quickly saying she couldn’t do that day but could do the same time the following week. We settled on that and I just said I’d contact her that week to confirm all was well. Fast forward to the week we’d booked and we confirmed everything by AW message and text. My earlier reservations about her were dispelled as she came across well – fast response to messages etc. and I became more confident of a decent punt. Then I had an incident which very nearly unhinged me...
Having had a shit punt one week, then a week when I couldn’t get a response from anyone, the final straw saw the week start with being let down/ignored/forgotten about* I’d had a serious case of ‘I really can’t be arsed with this anymore’ during the afternoon and decided to collect my thoughts without discussing them with anyone on UKP (sorry mate, you know who you are). It’s a funny old game this and whilst the highs can be very high, I don’t deal with the lows very well at all – the frustration brings out an immature side of me. The previous afternoon had seen a previously arranged booking come and go without any contact from the SP, despite my using every avenue open to me to establish contact. I’d had a toys-out-of-pram moment, behaved inexcusably rudely to a member of my team and, subsequently, locked myself away in my office to sulk (I was embarrassed at my actions). Time to take stock. I fell to wondering why I do this at all – it’s expensive and, at that moment, had made me feel really bad – something I just couldn’t reconcile in my mind. Why bother? Why bother at all?
NB * Delete where not applicable
I’d slept on it overnight and still didn’t feel much better about it. With Steph booked and Glistening Jools for the day after I wondered whether to call the whole thing off? I gave it some thought through the day and by evening had settled in my mind to give it the green light. On the day I was in a much more positive frame of mind, so texts exchanged (although not without her trying to change the time again) and off I went. On arrival I texted and was invited in straight away. A knock at the door and in I went. OK not the greatest looking girl I’ve ever seen (I considered walking at this point) but quite slim and she greeted me with a nice kiss - indeed she got stuck in straight away. This was about as enthusiastic as it got and got me past the ‘walk’ point.
It was only really once we got down to business that I realised how little effort she was going to put in. I actually think she doesn’t see many blokes as once in bed she seemed very nervous. The kissing was OK but not great, the BJ again OK but not great. In fact all of it was just OK. The exception was probably RO, her fanny was clean and she seemed to genuinely enjoy my efforts – she went from nervous to behaving as I would expect a woman to behave as she’s having her pussy licked. We fucked in the usual positions (no good at CG) and then she wanked me off til I jizzed. Strangely once we’d finished, she then became quite chatty and we lay there for a bit talking about this and that. Strange really. Anyway a quick wash, a kiss and I was on my way.
I got this one wrong. I should have trusted my instinct beforehand that she wouldn’t be a looker and really ought to have walked at the start. Not the worst punt I’ve ever had but some way from the best or even being properly enjoyable. She did little wrong, but also not much right. For that reason I couldn’t really recommend her, so it’s a neutral from me.
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – small flat just off the main road heading into Manchester from J22 of the M60. Not the most salubrious venue I’ve ever visited. Puts a punt on the downer from the off - the place was tidy enough just not very inspiring.
Comm’s – generally OK, a little slow on occasion but on the day, all OK.
WG – stated age is 46, although this has been changed once or twice. Probably early 50’s and has a ‘lived in’ figure. Her general appearance is ‘high-mileage’ and she wasn’t dressed particularly sexily although I hadn’t made any specific requests. She’s quiet and came across as nervous/uncertain of herself. Pretty basic.
Services – hesitant and nervous GFE, FK, OWO, RO, Mish, Doggy, CG and HJ finish. All a bit uninspiring. Not much else to say.
Verdict – this has to be a neutral and could have gone down as a negative, although she really didn’t do much wrong, just not much right either. I got it wrong in my assessment which cost me £70. I’d give her a miss personally – spend your money elsewhere.
tcm
