PleaseFuckMyArse (Cheltenham)

[bod666]

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Emailed this one and texted yesterday to see if she was working Saturday.  Got no response to either then after I got let down by a different girl thought I'd try ringing the number on the profile - surprisingly got an answer, reasonable english for a girl who said she was indeed Bella so gave it a go.

Venue was an apartment in the city centre of Cheltenham very close by one of the main car parks (that was too full for me to park in).

The girl in question was waiting for me at the top of the stairs - not the girl on the profile, but she is an attractive, short, Mediterranean looking brunette girl with amazing large tits.

I went with 30 minutes at £60 as I had a suspicion that this wouldn't be a GFE or anywhere near the PSE that the profile name alludes to.  I was right.

the first thing that happened was as new one on me - she offered me an alcohol wash and told me to wash my hands with it.  I obliged as it didn't bother me.  Then when we were both naked she proceeded with a pleasant but unspectacular covered oral, that then proceeded to her on top for too short a while before she suggested a change in position to missionary where I finished.

OWO was neither asked for nor even an option (it would appear)
Anal was not offered (but then I didn't ask)
Her pussy was nice and tight and she was an enjoyable shag.

After I finished she removed the filled condom from me then handed me a few wet wipes to clean myself up.  She put her dress back on and disappeared for a short while. She did reappear as I was putting my clothes on - had some very light chat but nothing particularly interesting. 

Interestingly she said she was Spanish (even though the profile says Italian); but is probably Romanian.  Who knows?

Another girl came into the apartment just as the girl I was with was about to climb on top - I never saw her so couldn't comment whether the other girl was the one from the profile.

All in all I can't really recommend mostly as I'd expect a B&S but it was sex with an attractive girl so I can't mark it as negative, but it wasn't anything like a GFE

[vw]

Was that the plAce diagnal with maplin, a favourite place with Romanians, they call the building bliss.

[bod666]

Nailed it Virtualw!  That was indeed the place.  It wasn't exactly discrete as the entrance is on the main road but then it's just an apartment building so nothing to worry about with people seeing you go in.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for TOFTT and the review, as no other feedback on here and I was looking at the profile.

I take it no FK then?

Yep, sounds typical Romanian experience.

[SirFrank]

Anyone who advertises please fuck my arse should expect to get fucked up the fudge factory as a matter of routine

[BOBBY2015]

Ha Ha went there myself on friday , I walked not the girl on profile and not one I would poke with a barge pole had funny braces on her teeth that looked rusty that mouth  was going no where near by equipment , Offered me two girl for 80 as she could tell I wasn't  happy,
 I  asked for the girl in the profile was told that she had been to busy despite me asking for confirmation before arriving so I left !  should have know better !

[bod666]

That proves they're a definite bait and switch merchant. Girl I saw didn't have braces. I won't be returning.

[Silver Birch]

The girl in question was waiting for me at the top of the stairs - not the girl on the profile, but she is an attractive, short, Mediterranean looking brunette girl with amazing large tits.

Shouldn't a bait & switch be an automatic NEGATIVE? It is in my book anyway 

[vw]

Shouldn't a bait & switch be an automatic NEGATIVE? It is in my book anyway 

Any punt in a place called bliss is a negative to me now before it starts, thats one block I won't go to !

[Cunning Punt]

Ha Ha went there myself on friday , I walked not the girl on profile and not one I would poke with a barge pole had funny braces on her teeth that looked rusty that mouth  was going no where near by equipment , Offered me two girl for 80 as she could tell I wasn't  happy,
 I  asked for the girl in the profile was told that she had been to busy despite me asking for confirmation before arriving so I left !  should have know better !

Thanks very much for the warning. And well done for walking - it's the only way they'll learn.

[theGOAT]

Shouldn't a bait & switch be an automatic NEGATIVE? It is in my book anyway 

Agreed. B&S is just deception so always a NEGATIVE for me.

The chap who left feedback on 28/9 seems to have given fair warning: "I do not understand the other reviews. the girl I saw is nothing like previous descriptions. This one was a cold fish with minimal English - don't bother!".

I may have seen her and her mate about 8 months ago (at Bliss) before I joined UKP.  Neither was the girl on the profile and one of my worst punts ever.  Friend was very short and offered at about £20 extra.  Total waste of time.  A last minute choice on a Sunday when there was no one decent available in Bristol. 

I find the quality of prossies in Cheltenham is generally poor.  Anyone disagree?  Mia Bond was the only exception to that rule for me.

Cheers!