LittleEnglishChloe - Chelmsley Wood, Birmingham

[warkslad]

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2nd punt, pre UKP, July '15.

I'd AW mailed Chloe a couple of days previously when availability light was off on the off chance of a short notice meet. Mailed me back the next day to say she hadn't been available and a text was the best way to get hold of her. Following day I still had an itch to scratch so sent a text to see if she was free in the next couple of hours. Prompt reply, time agreed and booking made so I got ready and made my way over.

Picked Chloe because I liked the look of her body, had a few good AW FB and was local to where I used to live so I new the area. Still being very new to punting I was wary about venturing into unfamiliar areas. Arrived at her postcode and after a few minutes wait while she finished getting ready and was sent her building name and called at the door for her flat number, buzzed in.

Not the most appealing block of flats but typically chelmsley wood I guess. Strong smell of weed on her floor but thankfully not inside. A gorgeous, petite young girl answered the door, really pretty and wouldn't look out of place in the line up of one of today's girl bands. Looked great in skinny jeans and t-shirt.

Shown to the bedroom, paid my dues (140 for the hour), told to undress and off she trotted to put the money away. She returned wearing the red bra & brief set from her profile pic. Picked my chin up off the floor and complemented her on her stunning body. Great boobs and a peachy little arse.

She joined me on the bed and just kind of lay there. Ok, I moved in to kiss her "I don't do kissing love" hmm, caught me by surprise. FK wasn't on her likes list but I figured some kind of lip service would be on the cards (I hadn't discovered UKP at this point so was unaware). So after a bit of neck nuzzling I removed her bra and paid some attention to her nice pert breasts before making my way down for some RO. Warned no fingers, legs barely spread enough to get good tongue access, constantly told to be gentle (I always am) and very unresponsive, just lay there.

Rubbered up and received some nice oral. She lubed herself and slid down on top of me, nice and tight. Sex in various positions but without any kissing it was all a bit mechanical and impersonal. Dry HJ to near finish but stopped her as it was getting a bit sore. Time was up anyway.

Overall I'd made a poor uninformed choice. It was OK and I'd broken my punting cherry after my floppy fiasco with Rhona. If I'd reviewed at the time I'd prob have said neutral but given my new knowledge and experiences, not quite.

Would I return? Probably not. Despite being very pretty and sexy the service just wasn't great VFM.

[Placebo88]

Thanks for the first review of this girl , although you did not know it at the time you were TOFTT which is always appreciated !

Good detail , gives a clear picture of what a visitor could expect and allows readers to make their own individual judgements of how much they would enjoy the same experience.

As you say , not the easiest one to give a judgement on in terms of neutral / negative .She didn't do anything underhand or deny anything that she has in her likes list.At the same time if you did not enjoy the booking a negative is still the right rating ; for £140 an hour you should be getting a better standard of service than what you have described !

Notice she is not working at the moment.

[Placebo88]

Just seen your other reviews ; great selection of ladies ! In contrast to these I can understand why your review of Chloe was given a negative - these ladies have the looks as well but understand that for what they are being paid they also need to put some real effort into the booking and provide a quality service !

[DiscoBall]

Agreed, stunning girl but zero personality. Very robotic. Made me laugh reading the fact that she calls her being English  a 'bonus'. I've had better interaction with Romanians.

[Simon S]

Another bullet dodged, she was next on my list. Thanks warkslad.

[warkslad]

Happy to help. My first 4 reviews posted are of girls I've seen since I found UKP and we're decisions based on the wonderful advice you guys post. The last two and the next two to come were purely on their AW profile. You can really tell the difference.

Thanks to the members here for my massive upswing in positive experiences 

[Simon S]

Try BustyAnita mate, you won't be disappointed.

[warkslad]

Try BustyAnita mate, you won't be disappointed.

Lol. She made the HL after her last review, just waiting for the Grimsby PG tour to finish. Her quirky oddball personality quite appeals to me, as well as being cute and enthusiastic. Plus I'm an anal virgin, never really interested me before but since I started punting my tastes are starting to broaden and might just be the girl to accommodate me in that respect.

[SalmonJunkie]

Thanks for this, she's been in my HL for a while and the only thing that's put me off is that fact that she's VERY close to home- literally less than a mile, and whilst I'd take my chances to get stuck into an English teenager, the lack of face pics always put me off...

I'm guessing she was in one of the high rises that are off Bosworth drive? That'd probably put me off too...

She also seems to work a fair bit in Derby now...

[warkslad]

Thanks for this, she's been in my HL for a while and the only thing that's put me off is that fact that she's VERY close to home- literally less than a mile, and whilst I'd take my chances to get stuck into an English teenager, the lack of face pics always put me off...

I'm guessing she was in one of the high rises that are off Bosworth drive? That'd probably put me off too...

She also seems to work a fair bit in Derby now...

Spot on with the location m8. Was very close to where I used to live. She even said at the end that she was sure she recognised me from somewhere. Probably crossed paths in the local supermarket lol.

It was the teen aspect that spurred the dirty old man in me to have a go but her age miraculously jumped to 22 recently which is a bit more realistic. There is a face pic in her PG now but despite her looks lacklustre service and not GVFM.

Apparently she's originally from Derby, looks like she's gone home for a break.

[DiscoBall]

You're correct Salmon, just off Bosworth Drive. She is originally from Derby, one of the few bits of conversation I managed to get out of her.

[dboy74]

Thanks for another excellent review, warkslad 

[warkslad]

Thanks for another excellent review, warkslad 

My pleasure that's all of them up now,  pre and post UKP knowledge.

Looking forward to having another to report on 

[dboy74]

My pleasure that's all of them up now,  pre and post UKP knowledge.

Looking forward to having another to report on 

They have all been very informative.

I have three outstanding reviews I need to post.

[vw]

They have all been very informative.

I have three outstanding reviews I need to post.

Might walk your path next time I visit if they are outstanding !

[warkslad]

They have all been very informative.

I have three outstanding reviews I need to post.

Share the wealth dboy!