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External Link/Members OnlyAnd for my 100th post, a great big neutral.
Communications were good, and Kayla was very decent about me being a few minutes late. I was a bit worried that her sharing (I think) with Fuckbuddy and Black Angel Barbie would make her unreliable and crap, but I was wrong. She was in a flat in a private road about 10 minutes walk from Mudchute DLR. It was quiet, very dark in the private road which meant that no-one probably noticed me wondering around looking for the right door number. Nice enough flat (shared with someone female, but didn't seem her/them), ok shower.
Kayla's profile claims that she was Miss Hungary. Her pics on the PG back this up to an extent (she's in a bikini looking like it's a beauty contest of some sort). The reality is exactly that. She is unbelievably hot. To me, she is Sarah Diamond hot.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=6094.msg89568;topicseen#msg89568 (Sorry, my own personal favourite ever escort - Google her). But, that's where the comparison ends.
She hardly spoke a word of English apart from "half an hour?" and then "an hour?" when I said I wanted an hour, as that was indeed what I'd arranged. The texts were in good English so obviously someone is helping her out. She was very sweet and apologised for her lack of English, and then started rubbing and wanking me while I stood there amazed that anyone this hot could be holding my cock (yes, I know, I had paid her so she was kind of obliged). When I moved towards her she turned her head so FK was obviously not on the menu despite being on her profile.
She then grabbed a condom and started sucking. No OWO in spite of it being on her profile. I hadn't enquired specifically about OWO, and I'm not generally fussed about it, and I do have a fair bit of psoriasis obvious on my legs so that may have put her off. I won't hold that against her although I daresay some of you will tell me I should. I wasn't really up for trying to explain "psoriasis" to someone who spoke no English. The OW was good, very good in fact. She positioned herself close enough that I could finger her but not so that RO was an option. She got very wet very quickly, and I soon dumped my load in her mout... I mean in the condom in her mouth. All in all, that was good. Not great, but good.
Kayla then offered a massage, and it was properly done - it made me think she had a background in sports massage or chiropody rather than the usual dull rub all over. It relaxed me and definitely got rid of some knots. I wasn't approaching getting hard again yet, and there was nothing to talk about as she couldn't talk to me. As such, after about 35 mins, I decided to call it a day.
She did nothing massively wrong apart from not speak English, and maybe I should just have gone for 30 instead of 60 mins. But faced with someone that hot (for £100/hour), I defy anyone to say they only want 30 mins. Yet that's what I got in the end.
This isn't a positive despite exceptionally good OW and the hottest girl I've seen for a long time, because of the language barrier and the fact that some things weren't on the menu that should have been. Yet it can't be a negative because she is just so hot and a really nice girl with it. I usually judge a punt on how I felt coming away from it, and that's what I'll do here. My earlier one this evening was a negative because I came away feeling like shit and thinking about the waste of money. When I left this one, I thought "meh" and "I wish I was 10 years younger and didn't have psoriasis so that she might have found me a bit attractive and tried OWO, kissing, 69, etc etc".
Again, I daresay I'll be told off for posting a neutral when it should be negative, but it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of you take to her and see her as a positive, so I certainly don't want to put anyone off from trying her out.
