External Link/Members OnlyFirst review and I'm afraid it's not a positive one.
Thought I'd try this one out as she ticked a lot of my boxes. Got there to find that it was not her but someone much older - circa 50 I'd say - and dog fucking ugly. I thought she was the maid (kinda like how Poni Thai operates) so paid her for an hour and waited while she left to send through the WG. I'm still waiting for her to arrive :'(
The 'maid' was the WG. In fact not even a WG but a masseuse and a shit one at that. The massage that followed can only be described as her sanding me down with her hands, knuckles, jewellery and god knows what else cos I had my eyes closed with not being able to bear the sight of her.
About half hour into her 'woodworking' session (she's more lumberjack than WG) she gets me to turn over and start on my fella, who at this point had shrivelled as far into my sack as physically possible out of fear of what she was about to do.
Continued use of her sandpaper hands got him to stand up eventually and even shoot a load. I didn't want a round two (not that she offered one anyway) so quickly got dressed and the fuck out of dodge.
In summary: I went for a punt as was the advertised service but was given the shittiest massage I've ever had by an ugly as fuck borderline pensioner who most definitely ain't the woman in the pictures advertised.
Avoid like the plague!
