Laura at Salon 38, Middleton, Manchester

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Bloody Romanians.

Happy hour: Paid £30, got £5 refund

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Phone Call
Was up for a low cost punt, so called Salon 38 to ask who was on.
Rachel, Hungarian whom I've seen before and is Romanian, so no way was I going to see her and suffer that typically shit Balkans service again.
Laura, a new Spanish lady, proving to be very popular. I was assured that she was definitely Spanish, and I specifically asked if she was Romanian. "No, she's definitely Spanish."

Arrival
Arrived, was told Laura would be 20 minutes, and Rachel was about to go into a 20 minute booking. I wasn't interested in Rachel, so asked again what Laura was like and if was she Spanish. The chap that goes around selling perfume, lingerie etc. looked up from packing his bags and said she's gorgeous, so even though I realised he would be helping promote the parlour, I thought he seemed reasonably smitten, so decided to wait.

We even had a 3 way conversation between receptionist, lingerie man, and myself, discussing the poor service provided by Romanians, and that's why I won't book Rachel. And to prove the point Rachel comes down the stairs after 5 minutes having finished her 20 minute service!

Description
5 minutes later in comes Laura, not quite living up to gorgeous, but curvy body, big boobs, and I was foaming at the cock so went ahead with the booking. For the record, a 5'5-ish curvy size 14-16 brunette with C-cup boobs and large nipples. Not a fantastic face, but not ugly.


The Service
A little conversation in the room, and I can tell her accent is Balkan, not Spanish, but I'm committed. A really boring start to the punt, where she is trying to wank me off immediately, so I start to manoeuvre to the things I like - a bit of poppers sniffing and having my nipples twisted, and pegs attached, and she starts to complain that this service is £20 more.
To which I respond I visit here regularly and it's never been charged as a penny more. Which is a little white lie, because Rachel also tried to charge me more when I booked in with her. I argued with Laura and challenged her Spanish-ness, asking her a question in my own limited Spanish, which she tried to answer, but clearly struggled.

The Walk
At this point I was totally pissed off and (5 minutes gone) decided to pack up, get dressed, and leave.
Which I did, then went to reception to ask for a refund, where Laura and Rachel  argued about the £20 extra. I explained to the receptionist that the service was awful and she was trying to get more money off me, but most importantly that I had checked if she was definitely Spanish, and been assured she was, so I'd been misled. I explained that I know how Romanians work and that's why I am always clear that I want to know if the girl is Romanian. The receptionist replied that she thought she was Spanish, at which point the 2 girls were conversing fluently in Romanian with each other!!!

To be fair the receptionist is a decent girl, and did try to explain to the girls that I'm a regular and the kind of service I like, and that other girls provide it, but they just argued back.

The receptionist would only offer me a £5 refund - the door fee, she said she couldn't give me any of the girl's fee back.
I really couldn't be arsed any more and left it with "She doesn't deserve any of it, and you know I'm a regular, and you've probably put my future business at risk."

Recommend: No
Parlour: It's a good cheap and cheerful parlour and if you get the right (English) girl you can get a very good value service. However I am close to saying I will never return, and if I do I will need a concrete money back of not satisfied guarantee.