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Offline tantric talents

« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2015, 05:23:38 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on August 31, 2015, 08:26:23 am
I've just sharted !
Is that a cross between a shit and a fart?  ;)

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« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2015, 05:28:19 pm »
One time when I should have walked but did not - young and naive - I should have just told the truth - "Jesus Christ you are fuck ugly and all desire for a shag has just gone away and I doubt that I will be able to come for at least a week when hopefully all memory of your face and truly terrible body will have gone"

Worst half hour of my life!!

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« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2015, 11:29:44 am »
Quote from: tantric talents on September 02, 2015, 05:23:38 pm
Is that a cross between a shit and a fart?  ;)
That's the one.  You think its just a fart coming but a nasty accident happens, would be good reason for an estimated 99% of prostitutes for you to leave.
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