Advice for those thinking of taking the plunge

[Floppy disk to hard drive]

Recently made my first foray into punting so thought i'd offer some advice to those lurkers considering it. I saw a couple of girls from AW over the space of 3 days, petite Giselle (incall for an hour) and rika xx (outcall for 90 mins). i'm a white guy in his early thirties, looks wise a 6/10 at best so not very confident. Recently divorced and only ever slept with the ex so pretty clueless in the sack. My advice for your very first WG is:

1. Don't book an incall. Book a hotel near your house so theres no danger to worry about and you don't have a long journey to get nervous. Check in early to make sure its a decent room which you don't have to change. Request 1st floor or higher so there's no people walking past the window! a hotel makes the small talk easier than an incall, you can ask if she found it ok and if she's been to the area before. Agree to meet her outside the front, tell her she looks fab.
2. Don't break the bank on a smoking hot 21 year old girl who barely speaks english! You want someone experienced of a similar age to you to have a chat with who isn't way out of your league so you can relax. You will enjoy your second one a lot more so save your cash.
3. Book 90 mins. You can always leave after an hour if it goes badly but 90 mins takes the pressure off you finishing (believe me you'll be nervous as hell so you'll last much longer than normal!), it gives you time to chat, have a drink and get a massage to relax.
4. Tell her you haven't done this before but don't let her take advantage of that (i.e. make it clear what you'd like and ensure you checked on AW beforehand exactly what she offers).

Out of the two i'd strongly recommend rika xx for your first punt, she wasn't the better looking of the two (teeth were a car crash) but a really friendly lady who is easy to chat to, great body if you're into flat petite asian women, appears to enjoy it which is really the key and great comms. Though she's definitely not the girl in her AW photos and my dog could give a better massage so minus points for that!

[Badvicar]

This is going to be interesting.

[password02]

Links please?

May have read this wrong but you are saying to a newbie punter to book a hotel for 90 mins punt?

Seriously?

[yorkshire123]

OP, normally I would accuse you of a very badly veiled tout attempt but as we have just had a review of the girl you mention from an established member I won't bother.

Please try to remember a link(s) as it can piss people off, here's one you mention External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I must say I disagree with most of your steps but will leave it for others to pick the bits out of your post. 

[Cuntminion]

It all reads like shit though I don't know where op is coming from really


The advice to book 90 mins is utter shite too

[Expl1cit]

I'd also disagree with most of your steps, and would question what the point is of your post.  It's neither a proper detailed review or useful advise for anyone other than yourself.

Personally, I find outcalls much more relaxing.  You aren't walking into an unknown situation and puts you more in control if the WG has to rush around London to get to you and she turns up a little flustered.  Others may find an incall more convenient, you don't have to book anything and you can walk away if you don't like what you see and for a shorter duration booking, its always cheaper.

Your looks are really irrelevant.  Lots of punters are over 50's, bald, overweight but they get to have sex with smoking 21 year old girls because its not a dating service, you are paying to fuck.

The only advice I would give to a newbie on here, is;

1. Read the reviews on here to get a feel for the WG's who generally offer a positive experience.
2. Read the reviews on here again.
3. Set a budget
4. Find a girl within your budget
5. Go and fuck her
6. Come back here and write a review.
7. Go back to step 4 and pick a different girl.
8. Go and fuck her
9. Come back here and write another review.

You will then have a purpose on UKP 

[smiths]

Recently made my first foray into punting so thought i'd offer some advice to those lurkers considering it. I saw a couple of girls from AW over the space of 3 days, petite Giselle (incall for an hour) and rika xx (outcall for 90 mins). i'm a white guy in his early thirties, looks wise a 6/10 at best so not very confident. Recently divorced and only ever slept with the ex so pretty clueless in the sack. My advice for your very first WG is:

1. Don't book an incall. Book a hotel near your house so theres no danger to worry about and you don't have a long journey to get nervous. Check in early to make sure its a decent room which you don't have to change. Request 1st floor or higher so there's no people walking past the window! a hotel makes the small talk easier than an incall, you can ask if she found it ok and if she's been to the area before. Agree to meet her outside the front, tell her she looks fab.
2. Don't break the bank on a smoking hot 21 year old girl who barely speaks english! You want someone experienced of a similar age to you to have a chat with who isn't way out of your league so you can relax. You will enjoy your second one a lot more so save your cash.
3. Book 90 mins. You can always leave after an hour if it goes badly but 90 mins takes the pressure off you finishing (believe me you'll be nervous as hell so you'll last much longer than normal!), it gives you time to chat, have a drink and get a massage to relax.
4. Tell her you haven't done this before but don't let her take advantage of that (i.e. make it clear what you'd like and ensure you checked on AW beforehand exactly what she offers).

Out of the two i'd strongly recommend rika xx for your first punt, she wasn't the better looking of the two (teeth were a car crash) but a really friendly lady who is easy to chat to, great body if you're into flat petite asian women, appears to enjoy it which is really the key and great comms. Though she's definitely not the girl in her AW photos and my dog could give a better massage so minus points for that!

I wouldn't advise booking a hotel room specifically for a punt unless the WG is a regular and even then I wouldn't do so, the WG might not turn-up and you might not be able to locate anyone else but will still have paid for the hotel room. Personally I only do Incalls as that means i can walk easily which suits me far far better than Outcalls.

I also wouldn't advise booking more than an hour with a WG you haven't met before, if a punter wants to be cautious book half hour and ask to extend if she is good, though my minimum is an hour but never more with a newbie to me.

[slow and low]

What is this post about? 90 minute outcall for a punting novice???

[vw]

1. Don't book an incall.

Floppy Dick
What a load of BS, always book an incall for your first time, you can always change your mind any time up to payment in a hotel you have little choice of backing out after booking.

[vw]

I'm a white guy in his early thirties, looks wise a 6/10 at best

Do we give a fuck, we are not going to book you, what's in your next post your penis, length, girth or volume ?

[claretandblue]

Do we give a fuck, we are not going to book you, what's in your next post your penis, length, girth or volume ?

+1 a ridiculous look at me look at me first post

[CurrySauce]

Greetings,

I think we read the OP incorrectly, I think with all the detail he gave I think he is touting for business himself

As someone who is fairly new to this I also would disagree with your comments, personally this would be mine:

1. Get yourself a cheap PAYG phone
2. Set a budget and only take what you need, perhaps a little extra just in case, dump everything else (wallet, watch, wedding ring etc etc)
3. As for the punt, choose someone who is well reviewed and has lots of good feedback from this site - you can just about guarantee a good punt
4. Repeat step 3 a few times with different girls to build up your experience and knowledge and above all else confidence
5. Punt and review.

These are my views and they may differ to those who are more experienced.

enjoy!

CS

[vw]

I think we read the OP incorrectly, I think with all the detail he gave I think he is touting for business himself

What as ?  A wedding planner ?

As someone who is fairly new to this I also would disagree with your comments, personally this would be mine:

1. Get yourself a cheap PAYG phone
2. Set a budget and only take what you need, perhaps a little extra just in case, dump everything else (wallet, watch, wedding ring etc etc)
3. As for the punt, choose someone who is well reviewed and has lots of good feedback from this site - you can just about guarantee a good punt
4. Repeat step 3 a few times with different girls to build up your experience and knowledge and above all else confidence
5. Punt and review.

These are my views and they may differ to those who are more experienced.

CS sounds like your doing just fine.

[PLeisure]

Curry Sauce has done proper research 

OP.... Don't shit on your own doorstep.... Ever 

1. Don't book an incall. Book a hotel near your house so there's no danger to worry about and you don't have a long journey to get nervous.

[CurrySauce]

Thanks Gents,

I find this site invaluable for information, has saved me some pain and cash on many occasions.

I always follow the head on my shoulders and not the one between my legs typically makes a better decision :p

CS

[password02]

Thanks Gents,

I find this site invaluable for information, has saved me some pain and cash on many occasions.

I always follow the head on my shoulders and not the one between my legs typically makes a better decision :p

CS

Could we expect a review soon? would welcome shared insight in how your recent new punting has gone?