What Punt Are You Thinking About While Banging Your Other Half

[firingblanks]

So we all punt for various reasons 

But when you finally get a shag at home, where your O/H lies there like a wet rag, hoping it's over quickly 
Your un-inspired and struggling to cummmm, your mind wanders to your favourite punt  and you can shoot your load.
This punt is the girl who wants to to cum, maybe twice or 3 times, she's dirty and up for sex in many ppositions unlike your O/H.
She wants to suck your cock clean after taking in all orifices and looks to enjoy it.
She might be the punt who says "don't you dare cum while inside me" I want to swallow it 
So who is your favourite punt that inspires you while banging your boring O/H?
AW link?

[Hawkwind71]

Stopped banging my other half when she lost interest. British Bombshell when I crack one off.

[threechilliman]

OH or WG, when I want to cum I think of a particular scenario with a civvy I know and that works every single time.

tcm

[V3]

One don't 'bang' one's OH old man .... which is why one punts!

[SirFrank]

Sex with the OH - give it a rest you fucking daydreamer. We have sex so infrequently these days that I believe the last thing I thought about when having sex with the duchess was 'I wonder if take that will split now that Robbie Williams has left'

[Hawkwind71]

Sex with the OH - give it a rest you fucking daydreamer. We have sex so infrequently these days that I believe the last thing I thought about when having sex with the duchess was 'I wonder if take that will split now that Robbie Williams has left'

Quite frankly Sir Frank, the idea of banging the OH these days puts me right off my stride  :shudder: 

[Tdydl]

Last time the OH let me bang her we conceived the youngest. Now a snotty teenager.

[tonysoprano]

It's threads like this that make me wonder why the fuck anyone gets married. I'd dump any woman I didn't enjoy having sex with so fast she wouldn't know what day it was.

[mh]

Last time the OH let me bang her we conceived the youngest. Now a snotty teenager.

 

[Hawkwind71]

It's threads like this that make me wonder why the fuck anyone gets married. I'd dump any woman I didn't enjoy having sex with so fast she wouldn't know what day it was.

Your observation is both right and wrong Tony. When you have built a life and family and the one thing that goes wrong is the sex, it's difficult to destroy lives, which is why I punt.

On the other hand if someone could have alerted me to the pitfalls of marriage when I was young, indeed I would have thought twice.

But UKP was never intended as a bleeding hearts forum, more of a FUCK advisory, hence I just get on with the business in hand 

[mh]

On the other hand if someone could have alerted me to the pitfalls of marriage when I was young, indeed I would have thought twice.

This is like a lot of things "these days" - there's a lot more information about than there used to be...

When I got married all I could see ahead of me was decades of sex on tap. I didn't realise that the tap that had previously delivered so reliable a supply was soon enough going to be metered and all but cut-off.

[Hawkwind71]

This is like a lot of things "these days" - there's a lot more information about than there used to be...

When I got married all I could see ahead of me was decades of sex on tap. I didn't realise that the tap that had previously delivered so reliable a supply was soon enough going to be metered and all but cut-off.

Said even better than me, we saw marriage as the tap to endless sex, how wrong we were. How lucky today are the new punters. Not that I am complaining, time of my life now.

[Problem Child]

How do you stop a woman sucking your dick?

Marry her. 

Thank you I'll be here all week...

[tonysoprano]

Maybe I've got it wrong then. Marry someone, have kids, build a home. Then fuck hookers for fun while leaving the wife at home to cook and clean, look after the kids etc.

Funnily enough I do have a few mates who have done this. Me, I've just settled for the fucking hookers bit 

[Hawkwind71]

Maybe I've got it wrong then. Marry someone, have kids, build a home. Then fuck hookers for fun while leaving the wife at home to cook and clean, look after the kids etc.

Funnily enough I do have a few mates who have done this. Me, I've just settled for the fucking hookers bit 

...and I envy you, but I must 'needs must' as you can appreciate 

[Madone1]

I'm normally thinking I don't have to drive home after we've finished and I hope I didn't autopilot put 60 quid on the bedside table.

[winkywanky]

Maybe I've got it wrong then. Marry someone, have kids, build a home. Then fuck hookers for fun while leaving the wife at home to cook and clean, look after the kids etc.

Funnily enough I do have a few mates who have done this. Me, I've just settled for the fucking hookers bit 

That's a very simplistic way of looking at it.

Equally, when you're 65 and on your own, you might wish you'd got married and had kids and grandkids to look after/dote on you. You might not of course, and the decisons you make now might be right for you.

But life's never simple, and neither are the decisions you make, nor the consequences of those decisions. Hindsight is easy.

[LoneWolf2020]

Maybe I've got it wrong then. Marry someone, have kids, build a home. Then fuck hookers for fun while leaving the wife at home to cook and clean, look after the kids etc.

Funnily enough I do have a few mates who have done this. Me, I've just settled for the fucking hookers bit 

exactly my attitude, never understood the lovey dovey stuff. Maybe theres something wrong with me, much prefer dirty sex with prostitutes. i can punt safe in the knowledge no one gets hurt.

[Hawkwind71]

exactly my attitude, never understood the lovey dovey stuff. Maybe theres something wrong with me, much prefer dirty sex with prostitutes. This way no one gets hurt.

Agreed 100%

However we all come into this punter world at different stages in our life, from single to happily married, to unhappily married to divorced to widowed.  We all deal with this punter world the same way but with different considerations to the world we come from.

If that makes any fucking sense 

[tonysoprano]

That's a very simplistic way of looking at it.

Equally, when you're 65 and on your own, you might wish you'd got married and had kids and grandkids to look after/dote on you. You might not of course, and the decisons you make now might be right for you.

But life's never simple, and neither are the decisions you make, nor the consequences of those decisions. Hindsight is easy.

Mate from what I've seen there is absolutely no guarantee that kids and grandkids will look after their parents. You only need to visit any care home to see old folk sat there hoping for a monthly visit from their kids which never happens. Personally I wouldn't want to burden my kids anyway with having to look after me.
You're all alone in this life and the only person you can trust to look after you when you're old is yourself. The most important thing you can do is look after your own health as best you can because trust me if that goes you will be fucked. Just my opinions of course.

[superchamp]

There should be a retirement home for old punters run by prossies. Your stay might be on the short side, but what a way to go. 

[mh]

There should be a retirement home for old punters run by prossies. Your stay might be on the short side, but what a way to go. 

Run by old prossies? I can't see why young ones would want the gig! Toothless BJs will be no problem...