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Offline DesperateDan

It's amazing what a wank will do to your penis brain. As soon as the wank is finished, l wonder why I even contemplated forking out good money for a booking.

Even mid-wank, I'm thinking I should really stop wanking and save this for an escort but as I soon as I finish there's absolutely no interest. Nothing! I can't turn off the porn fast enough.

Does this happen to everyone?

Offline MancSean

Sunday I was feeling really horny and could have punted despite shagging all of Saturday evening with an FB.
In the end decided would be better off wanking but ended up doing it 6 times during the day coz it's just not the same no matter how good the porn and wank were

Offline Dicky

It's amazing what a wank will do to your penis brain. As soon as the wank is finished, l wonder why I even contemplated forking out good money for a booking.

Even mid-wank, I'm thinking I should really stop wanking and save this for an escort but as I soon as I finish there's absolutely no interest. Nothing! I can't turn off the porn fast enough.

Does this happen to everyone?

Haha every single time! The only time I end up booking punts is when I cant wank (eg in office, on the road, etc, lol) or when someone I have been constantly tracking gets a sexy review.  Saves me a ton of cash :-)

Offline johnbanebridge

I tend to get quite frenzied if I have not had sex or punted for a while. A good wank normally snaps me out of it. As to why it does, am no doctor or scientist, but I would assume some hormones are released which change how you feel.

jcdmj12

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I find that wanking works for some of the time, but if it's been too long since the last real shag it just fails to hit the spot.

Offline bigmc

It's amazing what a wank will do to your penis brain. As soon as the wank is finished, l wonder why I even contemplated forking out good money for a booking.

Even mid-wank, I'm thinking I should really stop wanking and save this for an escort but as I soon as I finish there's absolutely no interest. Nothing! I can't turn off the porn fast enough.

Does this happen to everyone?


Haha yes,  it most certainly does  :cool:

Offline howrude

Sounds like me. Handy if you want to save money. But there have been times when I've intended to have a punt that I'll give my dick a bit of a playing with in anticipation. And I end up wanking when I would have been more than up to having a punt.

Offline bfl

Happens to me alot. I've actually booked a girl, had a wank in the shower then cancelled  :crazy:

Offline MrClive

I find that wanking works for some of the time, but if it's been too long since the last real shag it just fails to hit the spot.

+1

Offline Cuntminion

Op
Your so right many times it has stopped me ordering dvds, blow up sheep etc


Never deterred me from a punt though

Punt is like a festive of joy for me , imagine taking Christmas from a child


A wank is no substitute for a good sp

jimbobwood

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Works for me many times, saved shit loads of time and money. Really, punting is just a glorified wank. If you want true gfe overnighters, that will drain your bank balance. For me Soho does the trick for me, if I'm passing central London.

Offline Anadin

Usually a wank will do the trick sometimes it makes it worse.

Offline maxxblue

Having a wank WILL reduce the urge to shag - but so will a kick in the nuts.

Just because it reduces the urge to shag doesn't make it good, even if it stops you spending a bit of cash.

I would rather shag a gorgeous girl than have a wank any time.

If you'd rather have a wank than shag, why on earth are you a member of UKP?  :dash:

Offline Anadin

If you'd rather have a wank than shag, why on earth are you a member of UKP?  :dash:

Who claimed they'd rather wank than shag?

Offline Cuntminion

Having a wank WILL reduce the urge to shag - but so will a kick in the nuts.

Just because it reduces the urge to shag doesn't make it good, even if it stops you spending a bit of cash.

I would rather shag a gorgeous girl than have a wank any time.

If you'd rather have a wank than shag, why on earth are you a member of UKP?  :dash:

There's a gap in the market time to start ukw imagine the threads

Best place to wank?

Outcall or in call?

Wanking phone?

Bareback wanking, will I get aids?

Offline arthur

For a while my sex life with girlfriend was boring and monotonous, while out with her i'd actually look forward to going home and getting some good HD porn up and wanking over it, turned down sex a few times as it would be a quick shag so I could get home and really give myself an hour of pleasure, so that's almost the opposite of what your saying.
Luckily after breaking up with her she wanted me back and is now much more adventurous; but still sometimes im more excited at the thought of wanking to a clip of a filthy porn scene than actual sex.

Offline arthur

Having a wank WILL reduce the urge to shag - but so will a kick in the nuts.

Just because it reduces the urge to shag doesn't make it good, even if it stops you spending a bit of cash.

I would rather shag a gorgeous girl than have a wank any time.

If you'd rather have a wank than shag, why on earth are you a member of UKP?  :dash:

To exchange useful information on prossies for when the time is right to punt, if I shagged a wg everytime I wanted to, Id have spent millions, sometimes a wank is necessary

Offline mf_1101

It's 2 weeks since I last punted, only today I came on here to catch up with the threads, my budget is tight I cannot afford to punt more than once every 2 months now. So...I don't feel like booking a WG atm, which is unusually for me I should say....however normally 2-4 weeks from my last punt the urge sets in again and I will start to browse here and AW to find some options...add them to my HL and then when I got some time set aside, see what I can get.

Sometimes this urge is too much, ie someone on my HL is available today  :yahoo: so I get my punting phone out the drawer and view their photos and think "Can't wait to fuck her!" and get horny, start a little wank. It is at this point my brain tells me...if you finish this now when you're horny, you will put this phone away and do something else with the next few hours. If my brain can beat my penis, (no pun intended) I will finish up and save myself money. If not, I then start to dial the number or write the SMS...I generally have to fight with myself for several minutes on whether to finish the wank or go ahead. A couple of times weakness takes over and I end up having to not spend money on other things (or just enjoy a "loss" for the month).

The point is wanking is a moneysaver.

regular punter

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There's a gap in the market time to start ukw imagine the threads

Best place to wank?

Outcall or in call?

Wanking phone?

Bareback wanking, will I get aids?


This had me in stitches

If it goes in my belly button can i get pregnant

Toilet roll/wet wipes

15 girl party

Fantasy wank vrs reality wank (megan fox or errr indoors)

vw

  • Guest
To exchange useful information on prossies for when the time is right to punt, if I shagged a wg everytime I wanted to, Id have spent millions, sometimes a wank is necessary
Wanking can be expensive too, the extra virgin olive oil adds a nice dimension but is rather expensive.

Zzxxx

  • Guest
Funnily enough my last punt was booked on my phone thru aw app mid wank whilst watching adult channel freeview!

Pussydoc

  • Guest
It's onl a short term solution , it's not long before  I want the real thing .

Offline mh

It's amazing what a wank will do to your penis brain. As soon as the wank is finished, l wonder why I even contemplated forking out good money for a booking.

Even mid-wank, I'm thinking I should really stop wanking and save this for an escort but as I soon as I finish there's absolutely no interest. Nothing! I can't turn off the porn fast enough.

Does this happen to everyone?

Yes. It pretty much stops me even loading up AW for the day if I've had a Barclays in the morning. Doesn't keep me away from UKP though. I'm sure many wish it would.
 :lol: :lol:

Offline Cuntminion

Wanking can be expensive too, the extra virgin olive oil adds a nice dimension but is rather expensive.

Switch to crisp n dry

Online Markus


It can work some of the time but as has been stated, nothing beats the real thing.

These days if I do decide to wack one out, it's usually primarily during thoughts regarding the best sex I had this year.  Wish it had happened again but I was overeager for a second meet which never materialised.

yorkshire123

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Works for me for at least 24 hours, between Mrs Y's new found libido improvement & my mate (handy) Andy I've managed 9 months of punting abstinence however I know full well that this is a punting break & not punting retirement. 

Offline Thepacifist

After a wank the desire is gone and I've saved myself a lot of £. This is why I never wank on the day of a punt and don't use the something about Mary method.

Offline Highlander

Lol at penis brain. Pay attention at the back of Biology class OP!

Know what you mean though. I'm the same. Must start wanking again, it would save me thousands  :dash:

Offline DesperateDan

I'm just constantly surprised at how instant the mood change is.

One moment I'm wishing I was the guy in the video getting serviced by the beauty and I soo would pay £100, £200, hell even £300 for an escort right now, I'm so horny that I don't even care if anyone walks in on me wanking, I'm gonna finish no matter what and when I'm finished I'm going to have another go cos it feels so good.

Then the millisecond I have finished it's over and there's a zero chance of another helping! The power of just releasing some white goo.

Speedy

  • Guest
Actually the same thing happens me in a punt, once I cum I lose all interest and want to get the fuck out of there. While shagging I have all kind of kinky thoughts. Recently when banging a girl up the ass I was telling her how I want her to lick my cock clean when I cum, she agreed to it. But once the first spurt of cum came out all these thoughts went away and I was immediately thinking about having a quick enough shower so I can be in time for the early train!

Offline MancSean

Actually the same thing happens me in a punt, once I cum I lose all interest and want to get the fuck out of there. While shagging I have all kind of kinky thoughts. Recently when banging a girl up the ass I was telling her how I want her to lick my cock clean when I cum, she agreed to it. But once the first spurt of cum came out all these thoughts went away and I was immediately thinking about having a quick enough shower so I can be in time for the early train!

I have only left a punt early once this year got cheated 7 minutes and guess what not been back to see her again

Offline BP96

Happens to me alot. I've actually booked a girl, had a wank in the shower then cancelled  :crazy:

+1 but then what do you say to the girl for why you cancelled?

vw

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+1 but then what do you say to the girl for why you cancelled?
Exactly that, some will laugh some will cry and some post on their forum which was an amusing post I did read in the past.