Not very nice thai in Derby

[snoopy]

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The front of the shop sells Thai bric-a-brac. I've never stopped to check out the goods.

At the back is a counter where I handed over the readies and met Stacey - somewhat overweight, not bad face, resonably polite but with an undercurrent of resentment.

I've been upstairs before but she led me down to a room in the cellar, windowless, cold and clammy. The massage table had a clean sheet but it was cold and damp underneath.

Massage not bad, she knew what she was doing and asked about pressure etc. Started with a hint of scraping my balls, gradually working up the intensity,  strokes right in the crotch and a few on the arsehole. Knee and thigh right between my legs, working on my back with her hands... Then a bad case of premature ejaculation. Unbelievable.

She was quite nice about it to be fair, but uurgh. Left the scene feeling a little sick.

[maggotknob]

I think you should give yourself a negative report - not the lady or the place ....   

[Ben4454]

Sorry to hear you had a bad punt mate.

[Iloveoral]

This morning I went to a meeting for my Premature Ejaculator's support group.

But it turns out that it's tomorrow.

[Iloveoral]

What do they charge with HR? Is there anything else offered?
The web site says it's genuine photos of staff not stock photos, the slim girl isn't bad maybe you should have asked for another girl?

[snoopy]

What do they charge with HR? Is there anything else offered?
The web site says it's genuine photos of staff not stock photos, the slim girl isn't bad maybe you should have asked for another girl?

The photos might be genuine but those girls retired a while ago...
Shop charges £40 for the 'special' (ask for that) the girl charges another £20.