Ok guys, here goes my first review. Apologies for the length of the review - it was a frustrating day and a shit punt. The actual review bit starts on paragraph 3. I had my car booked in for an MOT in Hounslow and decided to have my first punt in probably 6 or 7 years. Having been away from the punting game for so long, I decided to go for a well-reviewed lady. The MOT took ages because a car came in for an emergency repair. Still, it was only 2pm and decided to make a call. I had a PLAN A, B and C. All 3 did not work out because they were busy or did not pick up. Just my fucking luck
Decided to make my way home.
Then about half way home, I popped into a pub with free wifi (02 network on my phone woudn't let me log into any 18+ sites because of some filter they put on it - have since removed it), I frantically searched for a plan D that was closer to home. All I could find was Red Room West Drayton. I knew this was a MATURE parlour, but the lady on the phone told me they had a younger lady called Julie and her description sounded great (don't they always). At this point I did receive 2 texts from plan A and B ladies saying they are available now, but it was too late to go back towards Hounslow/Heathrow because the traffic on the way back would have been a nigtmare.
The Review: Place is a couple of minutes from the Morrisons and West Drayton Station, and you can park at the former for free. Flat above a shop. Got inside and the room was fine - a bit dark - with a good size bed. 2 ladies popped in for a hello. First was a mature egyptian lady (45+), who had a nice smile but I didn't want to go for a mature gal. Compared to her, the second girl, Spanish Julie was better looking. At this point I would have shagged a fucking blow-up doll - so, I decided to see Julie. Was after OWO and 2 pops but the price was far too high, so I settled on 45mins OWO with 1 pop for £100. Julie came back into the room and I got to have a proper look at her. I was drawn to her above average face but soon realised as the clothes came off that she is a big girl - atleast a Size 16 with big thick legs and ass. Thick all over. Dark blonde hair and above average height. She was friendly with me but at the same time very clinical. Her tits are wonderful but she tells me she cannot feel anything on her nipples. Then to my surprise she starts to squeeze her nipples and pull on them quite roughly to prove it! Put me off completely.
Started with a shit massage and this is where it all went wrong: She starts talking to me about some bloke back home in spain that she keeps fantasizing about. She wants to do him on the beach and so on and so forth. The last thing I want to think about during a punt is another bloke's cock. I don't mind the wet wipes and I am very clean down there, but she was way too heavy handed with them. Her BJ was the worst I have ever received. Toothy and it fucking hurt. I like RO if the lady is clean but she had a slightly unpleasant whiff in that region, so I didn't bother. She was clean but maybe it was just her natural scent that didn't appeal to me. With a limp cock I got into missionary (doggy was going to be impossible with her size and mine!) and pumped away for 5 mins before shooting my load.
This punt took place a few weeks ago. However, I prefer to let a bit of time pass before reviewing. More importantly, I need no-one at home to type this out. The off-putting chat and the really bad BJ makes the experience a negative for me. If you are into mature ladies and owo is not important, the rate for 30m is £60, so this option may appeal to others.
