I was looking for my first erotic body to body massage. I also thought i'd go with an oriental experience for the first time. I landed on
External Link/Members Only. Had some gorgeous girls advertised. I particularly liked Lisa and Emily.
I called the number advertised and the lady was very polite. Agreed £100 for body to body massage with Emily with HE. Booked in to visit the Tottenham Court Rd flat for 7.15pm. I turned up at 7.20pm. Greeted by a girl that looked NOTHING like Emily. I asked her and she pointed upstairs as if to imply that Emily was waiting for me there. She followed me up. In the room, I soon realised that I was meant to believe that this girl was Emily. She was dressed in cheap, tacky clothing - not the classy look promised. She was okay looking and i thought i've gone through all this hassle may as well just go with it. All the while she tried convincing me she was Emily and that she was just not in make-up. I thought well what happened to your tits - they are nothing like the ones in the picture. Also, Emily is advertised as being from Singapore and you've just told me you're from Tokyo so shut the fuck up and stop insulting my intelligence.
Anyway, I had a very average massage and i was surprised when, 5 mins into it, she started with HR. She kept asking me for sex (for extra £50) or BJ (for extra £30) and i kept refusing. She got a little annoyed but i ignored it. She continued with the hand job. I said to her wait till the end but she did not understand a word of English. I came after 10 mins of her hand job. 45 mins to go. She proceeded with the worst massage ever. Seriously. I could not believe i was paying for this nonsense - i was not enjoying it. She then stopped at 7.55 and said time's up. 20 mins earlier than scheduled. She did not know what body-to-body was when i asked her. When i pointed out that she finished early, she snapped something in Japanese to me.
When getting dressed, i called the coordinator. When she realised i had called to complain, she too became very rude, despite my being very polite and to the point. Tried to convince me that it was Emily. Fucking idiot. She hung up saying she was too busy but thanks for the feedback. I left feeling like i had just burned £100.
Worst experience ever and has put me off finding things like this online. My best experiences have come from booking normal, non-sexual massages with proper massage therapists and then they've surprised me with HR or more.
Anyway, key message to you all is to AVOID this like the plague.
