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Offline frankc

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1hour - £100

today - M33


I was in the mood for a young petite blonde and as Lilly had been in my hotlist for a while I decided to text to arrange a meet , texts were good and prompt and I rocked up at the first floor apartment on Northenden Rd at 1pm

The entrance is on the main Northenden Rd right opposite a large pub which, due to the hot weather, had a load of beer swillers outside watching my every move...not a good start, after a few minutes I was buzzed in ,up to the first floor where lily was waiting at the door.

On first appearence I was a little disappointed to say the least, she looked like she,d not slept for a week, dark circles round her eyes....greasy lank hair, she was friendly enough and she had a sexy pair of denim hotpants on but she looked half asleep. Into the flat and she''s apologising straight away, " sorry for the lack of furniture, sorry for having no pillows as I'm moving out soon"  ....the flat was a dump and looked like a squat, I asked to use the bathroom...OMG...what a mess , no toilet paper ,no towel, no soap, cotton wool buds all over the place, underwear on the floor....fucking dump.

After a quick chat were onto the bed, now the girl has a fit, fit body and she was soon ripping open a condom which she applied using her mouth....which she did with some skill ...we're straight into mish, CG, Doggy with plenty of kissing then back into mish , im banging away and we've been going at it for 15mins when she says ..."are you having trouble Cumming?"...bear in mind were 15mins into an hours punt Im a little put out, "er no why are you OK" I said......."it's just that I've got to be at the nursery after we've finished and I can't be late", so I ask if she wants to cut things short, she says no its fine.

Now I knew she wanted me out of the door ASAP and to be honest I was only too happy to go, as the enjoyment had long since gone... I eventually duffed my load in mish after 40mins and I'm stood there waiting for the wet wipes and she pipes up...."sorry,I haven't got any wipes,or tissues....just drop your condom in the sink ".....fucking hell, I dollop the condom in the sink and I'm thinking what the fuck do i do now  I couldnt even wash my knob as she had no towels.I eventually  washed my hands and wiped them the curtains.

As we're getting dressed she's telling me about her  holdays to Amsterdam and how she's been loads of times and spends the whole holiday smoking weed....this explains a lot.

The girls a lovely looking girl if she could lose the dark eyes ,she has a great body, but to be honest she looks like she needs a good wash, it's a shame because if she could get her act together and get a decent place ,shed be a decent punt,

Would I go back...definitely NOT


« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 12:15:46 am by frankc »

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Love drying your hands on the curtain bit!!

Offline frankc

I was tempted to dry my knob on them as well  but I didn't know if the guy before me had done the same.... went straight to the car and washed my hands with the bottle of water I always take to a punt....got to say it was one of the worst places I've had a shag.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Shit what a shame, she was in my HL but now out of it and the other girl she seems to have an association with (Paris) is also on caution now.
I saw her about 5 years ago when she worked at Baileys in Rochdale and she was smoking hot but now unfortunately appears to be just smoking weed.
There was another report that referred to a skunk "miasma" smell in the flat, thanks for confirming Frank clearly this girl has let herself go and is well on the way to sliding into the gutter 

Offline opal

Ive seen Lilly at various establishments over the past few years and personally have always rated her, though I haven't seen her since she left Sheridans. I would like to think that shed been caught on a bad day as there was a recent very positive report and I would still see her based on past experiences and she has always been good fun and genuine with me. I admit 2 negative don't look good though.
I've also seen Paris recently at Lymm services and had no problems with either Paris or the premises so wouldn't let another girls reports put you off going to Lymm services to see Paris.
The curtains are clean at Lymm services too, so no probs wiping your knob!
« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 08:10:57 pm by opal »

Offline frankc

Yes it's a shame mate as she looked great from the neck down with the cut off denim shorts , cool little doc martin boots and toned, brown suntanned legs.....fit as fuck ,but she looked and sounded like she had the flu....

 she'd be a great shag if she could be arsed to put some effort in




Offline opal

One thing about parlours is that they are dimly lit and make up makes a big difference. Also lily doesn't like to get up too early in my experience. It shouldn't happen but perhaps you caught her too early though it does sound like the premises leave a bit to be desired too/

Offline Blackpool Rock

1PM so not early though I guess it's all relative depending when you go to bed

Offline frankc

Ive seen Lilly at various establishments over the past few years and personally have always rated her, though I haven't seen her since she left Sheridans. I would like to think that shed been caught on a bad day as there was a recent very positive report and I would still see her based on past experiences and she has always been good fun and genuine with me. I admit 2 negative don't look good though.
I've also seen Paris recently at Lymm services and had no problems with either Paris or the premises so wouldn't let another girls reports put you off going to Lymm services to see Paris.
The curtains are clean at Lymm services too, so no probs wiping your knob!



This was no bad ,off day mate , it takes a fare few weeks to get a flat that run down, there was 7 used dirty cotton buds on the floor and round the sink, discarded tampon towel wrappers on the floor , dirty toilet, no towels, no toilet paper, no soap,no pillows on the bed, asking me to just dump my used condom in the sink......fuck me

Offline cueball

Great reviewing Frank, she was on one of my lists, she's just been moved to the no hopers dustbin, thanks for saving me a bob or two and a shitty experience

Offline opal



This was no bad ,off day mate , it takes a fare few weeks to get a flat that run down, there was 7 used dirty cotton buds on the floor and round the sink, discarded tampon towel wrappers on the floor , dirty toilet, no towels, no toilet paper, no soap,no pillows on the bed, asking me to just dump my used condom in the sink......fuck me

Cant argue with that, plus you are confirming an earlier report with similar comments about the premises. Shame as Lilly has always been very bubbly and friendly.