MEETING DETAILS: Escort name: Pamela Jordan (AW nickname: PamelaPornstar)
Adultwork profile: External Link/Members Only (image form
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Personal Website: External Link/Members Only Other ads: External Link/Members OnlyPhone: 07468981941 (AW) / 07771846778 (personal website)
Date of Visit: July 2015, Type of Visit: Incall (SW3, South Kensington)
Time Spent: 1 hour, Fee Paid: £150
PREABLE:A rather unusual, crazy/wild punt with quite a few negative elements but I didn't leave unhappy thus a neutral. At the end of the day these ratings are just semantics. Read the review and decide by yourselves weather this girl is for you.
ABOUT THE VENUE: (mostly positive) A notorious block of serviced apartments 6mins walk from the South Kensington tube station. Pamela’s flat is one of the bigger one-bedroom flats this block of flats has to offer so it is fairly comfortable. It could have been tidier but it was tidy enough. Nice bathroom, clean as well but again it could have been cleaner. Anyway sufficiently good place for the purpose.
ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (mostly positive) Pamela is a pretty Brazilian girl in her late 20s (real age 28y.o, profile says 23y.o.). Her profile pictures are genuine and 70-80% accurate. She is not as stunning as the pictures suggest and not as slim either but I will try my best to be as fair as possible while also conveying the most correct message. For starters the most accurate picture (85% accurate) is this
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Her body is a size larger than the pics. In the pics she is 8-10 but in reality she is size 12. She's carrying some extra weight but she is quite firm nonetheless. Also she has a curvaceous/hourglass figure so her body could look good even as size 14 so at size 12 it can still be considered as voluptuous with a high degree of attractiveness. And that Brazilian round bubble butt looked great during doggy. Her boobs are quite good looking too, they are more or less as shown in
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To put the difference between
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ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY: (mostly positive) Friendly but also erotically wild, naughty and playful with elements of craziness reminding me a bit the well-known Jeniffer Pussy but with the difference that Pamela is sober and what she does stems from her playfulness. She is quite lazy though and like almost all Brazilian girls she has a gold-digging mind-set. Also as with most Brazilian WGs in London this Adultwork profile is Pamela's profile as an independent - she is also listed on agencies like
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ABOUT THE MEETING: (A) Meeting arrangement: (mixed) Same day meeting. She works from 1pm to 2am. Comms are quite shitty but she does send her address. I spoke to her on the phone only when I was outside her place - all previous comms were done by text. I was also made to wait 10mins from the agreed time.
(B) During the meeting: (mixed) Services that I made use of: French kissing, body kissing, protected vaginal penetration sex in several positions, OW, cunnilingus, 69, COB, clit stroking, handjob. Services that are charged as extra (not sampled): A-levels: +£50Pamela opened her door and greeted me wearing a sexy thong and a strapped BDSM type of bra (this was her own choice – I didn't make any dressing request). After I paid Pamela received a phone call from her friend (female friend, probably her best friend) with whom she chatted for a minute in Portuguese in my presence. I tried to complain telling her to put it away and she said to her girlfriend something like “that guy is too naughty and wants to fuck me” (I translated it later). She then erotically threw her phone on the bed, she pulled down my pants, grabbed my cock and started to rub her leg on my cock which was rock hard. “So you want to fuck me naughty boy, hah?” and slapped me on the face! I guess if I were submissive I would love that kind of shit but anyway I went with the flow and erotically slapped her arse in response. She then naughtily asked me "do you like good or bad girls?" I kissed her and answered "a good mixture of both I guess" but that was too much for her to understand, she misunderstood "bad" and as a result she slapped me again... Anyway. With now each standing positioned back to back I started kissing down her neck and her back, she turned for some French kissing (not much tongue, mostly lip-locking) and slowly removed that strapped bra. She put on a condom on my cock with her mouth and after a brief blowjob (OW) we moved to sex.
During sex there was a good amount of dirty talking despite her limited English and she demanded dirty talking in response by me (!) which I want to believe it wasn’t comical. I fucked her really hard non-stop for about 15-20 minutes during which I also spanked her arse a bit during doggy. While in missionary she slapped me 2 more times on the face also grabbing my neck as well, dirty talking in the process. Also her riding in cowgirl was quite good and passionate although while on top she grabbed her phone and quickly answered a text! And when I complained ... you guessed right she slapped me on the face once more and called me "naughty boy"!
It became apparent that all this enthusiasm and "bad girl" role play was a ploy to make me cum fast and when that didn't succeed she started complaining about too much fucking. So for the remaining time I had to settle with DIY, handjob, RO and OW. I finally finished on her tits (CIM and COF are not offered - at least not in the basic fee).
We then had a chat. Amongst the things she told me was that she wants to increase her fee on AW to £200ph, that she wants to take more bookings from agencies, that she doesn’t want to meet too many clients per day and that she likes longer bookings (presumably to take the money and stop offering sexual services at the mid-point). I had a shower and while I was dressing up she took a shower too. I was not ushered to the door, there was no clockwatching and I actually left 3-4 minutes overtime.
CONCLUSIONS AND FINAL VERDICT:Q. Do I recommend her? Pamela possesses the appearance to justify a fee of £150ph but that is pretty much the maximum she could justify and that provided she was offering a better service with better delivery and possibly with some more services like OWO and CIM. Her body is quite uniquely curvaceous so if you like this type of body you may consider her just for it. Also if you are into more kinky stuff you may wish to try all this slapping, dirty talking and craziness. I wouldn’t pick her as a first choice at his price range but I would say she can be an alternative back-up plan.
Q. Would I meet her again (going back in time)? A. Yes. I didn't regret meeting her. I didn't leave amazed or exhilarated but I didn't leave unhappy or frustrated either. If anything her kinkiness made this punt memorable.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Probably not.
DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT: Attractiveness/Beauty: 7.9/10 (face score: 8.0/10; body score: 7.8/10) – ratings given based on
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Willingness to please: 7.0/10
GFE illusion: 4.0/10
PSE level: 6.0/10
Participation & enthusiasm: 9.2/10
Expression of enjoy: 8.0/10
Available services: 8.2/10
Quality of available services: 8.4/10
Hygiene Standard: 8.0/10
Health level: 10/10
English level: 5.0/10
Location: 8.0/10
Premises: 8.0/10
Smoker status: Non-smoker (or at least no noticeable evidence for the opposite) - I am not really 100% sure.
Quality/price ratio: Overpriced
NONMENCLATURE OF SUBSECTIONS RATINGS: positive=4.5 or 5stars,
mostly positive=3.5 or 4stars,
mixed=2 or 3stars,
negative=0 or 1stars
neutral=something that either doesn't bother me personally generally or didn't bother me at the time although it would be preferable if it were available or avoided (depending on the subject). It might be decisive for others though that is why is mentioned.
