I saw this girl roughly a month ago and wasn’t able to find time to post this review.
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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: A hotel near Shepherd’s Bush
The girl: A big girl from Nottingham who frequently comes down to London. I think she even appeared on a channel 4 or 5 documentary about escorts and the lavish lifestyle some of them try to live. In her case, it’s the wide array of acrylic nails, lip and boob job(s). You know the type.
BBW aren’t usually my thing, but it was her so-called head skills which caught my attention as it’s my thing I guess. I purchased a video or two of hers and followed her on Twitter. What I should’ve paid attention to was the short duration of those videos because she can’t keep at it as one would think. In her own words, “I don’t enjoy sucking dick.” Word to the wise, she may appear game in her videos but it’s because she knows she’s being recorded.
She fits the bill of a lot of British escorts these days who forget the very simple fact that you’re paying them for a service so the very least they should do is try to make you feel comfortable. For eg, I asked her to turn the AC off as I just came out of the shower (it’s not the summer anymore), she said that she likes to keep it on as some of her customers are smelly.
Damage: £100 for 30 mins and thank God not a penny more.
The meet: I found her blowjob method to be disappointingly underwhelming to such an extent that the unimaginable happened, I lost my hard on. Tbh she’s not attractive and the only one thing comes to mind when you see a girl like her in public, and that’s if you’re horny, but I guess I was looking for a blowjob to rival the great ones I experienced in the past like Mia Moist. Wasn’t happening.
While I don’t blame her too much over my limp dick, it was her lazy attitude which also turned me off and undoubtedly contributed to me losing interest. For eg when I was lying on the bed and she tried to suck me off from the left side, I asked if she could come over to right side instead as I wanted to finger her (I’m a righty). Her response was “so what do I have to come all the way over there?”. I told her “I didn’t ask you to go down the road for me.”
As her lacklustre effort to get me hard again was going nowhere (could’ve been the AC now that I think of it because it was freezing in the room, but who knows), she started behaving as if I’d annoyed her which further killed the mood. She then started getting up, going to the toilet (time wasting tactics) as if our meet was over and she was cleaning up preparing for her next appointment. Furthermore it was if to indirectly say we can’t do anything if you’re not hard. Most escorts I’ve been with would’ve at least tried something but with her, de nada and that’s why she more than deserves a negative.
Verdict: Underwhelming, less attractive in person, overrated. Spend your money elsewhere if you’re looking for a good time because you def won’t get it with someone like her.
