This is the AW profile link:
External Link/Members OnlyHaving done a fair amount of DD on some local providers, and with my window for a cheeky punt narrowing all the time, I liked the look of Suzanne. On the face of it (and I use that term intentionally) everything appeared good. No CIM, which I usually go for, but French kissing is usually a must. But at £80 for the hour, and wanting no more than a vanilla session, I was prepared to TOFTT given the relatively small amount of feedback on here and elsewhere. (Yes, I had read the previous reports about Southend etc.)
It was the pictures on the AW profile that persuaded me - I like the look of the small bum, perky tits and feedback that suggested a fun and chatty Polish girl. My experience with Poles has mostly been good, particularly deep French kissing, which I like.
Full of anticipation and the clock weights equally full, I set out for Tower Hill.
It is NOT 5 minutes walk from Tower Hill. More like 15, and I walk quite fast.
Is also had a bit of trouble finding the number of the building on the street that had been tested, but a couple of texts later resolved that.
Walked in. Very strong smell of cigarette smoke. Not good, particularly when it comes to DFK.
The girl who greeted me was quite small (5'5"ish) with long dark brown/black hair. She was dressed in a black bra and panties. But she was not as thin as the girl in the AW profile. And not much of a looker either.
"How long you stay?" Despite having said an hour, twice, in the initial comms, I was fleetingly tempted to say 30 mins because I didn't really fancy Suzanne. But then I couldn't remember the 30 minute price and I had £80 in my pocket ready to hand over. And I am also getting more used to WGs not quite meeting the look that I imagine when their faces are blurred. It is their service that is most important.
So I handed over £80 which Suzanne counted in front of me.
Kit off. No offer of a shower or drink despite the warm weather. Onto the bed. Bra off. Realisation hit me between the eyes. Not the same girl - you can tell from the nipples and cup size. Suzanne had little more than a AA cup and no puffiness. And having a closer view, not as thin in the hip/bottom/thigh area either.
I immediately asked her who the girl in the photos was. She readily admitted it wasn't her and that she had to protect her identity because her sister would kill her if she knew what she was doing.
Sod it. I had already handed over the cash and I was not minded to get into an argument to get it back. On with a cover for OW (no offer of OWO despite the profile) but everything was now a struggle. We were 10 mins in and I didn't want to be there with a smoky, very poor performing, misleading and mildly unattractive girl. I pretended a half hearted premature ejaculation into the rubber (the little man obliged by going soft, which was not difficult in the circumstances despite having full clock weights), and got dressed. I explained in no uncertain terms that punters will not like being misled by the photos. (The incredibly poor service wouldn't help either.) But Suzanne was adamant, even though the face is blurred. She has a couple of tattoos on her lower right abdomen and on her back, but she could cover those up.
I was outside in 20 mins for a long walk back to the City. Suzanne didn't even have the courtesy to ask if everything was okay or perhaps we might try again.
I hardly need say it, but don't bother, even at her prices.
Hopefully one day I will find a reasonably attractive, size 6 or 8, girl who likes snogging and is within easy walking distance of the City.
Confessor