Beau Darlington / Beautiful Disaster UKE

[Thepacifist]

I'm on my way home from seeing Beautiful Disaster for an hour. She is a stunning petite brunette. Lovely bum and cute little boobs. I gave her the money and had a quick shower. She gave me a towel that was warm from the radiator. Good start. She is a great kisser and gave a proper GFE. She teasingly bit my lip and breathed in my ear. I loved it. I licked her pussy for a while and she put her legs on my back and pushed my head down on her pussy as she grinded it on my tongue. I felt like she was Xenia from Goldeneye. It was so sexy.

Then I asked her to suck me. She gave me the best ball sucking of my life. Both in her mouth. She was good at owo, mixing up licking the tip and DT. I asked to do doggy but I kept going soft when the condom would go on. It's so frustrating and embarrassing. An absolute stunner and I can't stay hard! All credit to her, she tried her best. I don't know if it was nerves seeing a new girl or what. We kissed some more.  I kissed her bum and boobs. Then we did 69 again. I tried to take my mind off the condom. I asked her to put one on while I was occupied and couldn't see it. She got one on and hopped on cowgirl but I went soft again. Such a fail. I wanked myself off and finished in her mouth for a happy ending. She was a great host, offering me water and flapjacks. I'd describe her as the opposite of jaded. I recommend.

She was beautiful. I was a disaster.

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[delta69]

cheers for the review, into the HL she's goes

[James999]

Good to hear you enjoyed 

For someone who sounds so fit and with a petite 22 year old body you have to ask the question, why are her profile pictures so shit 

[getin]

I'm on my way home from seeing Beautiful Disaster for an hour. She is a stunning petite brunette. Lovely bum and cute little boobs. I gave her the money and had a quick shower. She gave me a towel that was warm from the radiator. Good start. She is a great kisser and gave a proper GFE. She teasingly bit my lip and breathed in my ear. I loved it. I licked her pussy for a while and she put her legs on my back and pushed my head down on her pussy as she grinded it on my tongue. I felt like she was Xenia from Goldeneye. It was so sexy.

Then I asked her to suck me. She gave me the best ball sucking of my life. Both in her mouth. She was good at owo, mixing up licking the tip and DT. I asked to do doggy but I kept going soft when the condom would go on. It's so frustrating and embarrassing. An absolute stunner and I can't stay hard! All credit to her, she tried her best. I don't know if it was nerves seeing a new girl or what. We kissed some more.  I kissed her bum and boobs. Then we did 69 again. I tried to take my mind off the condom. I asked her to put one on while I was occupied and couldn't see it. She got one on and hopped on cowgirl but I went soft again. Such a fail. I wanked myself off and finished in her mouth for a happy ending. She was a great host, offering me water and flapjacks. I'd describe her as the opposite of jaded. I recommend.

She was beautiful. I was a disaster.

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Who would say is facially better looking Beau or External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Bangers and Gash]

Does everybody get flapjacks, or was this a one-off?

[BuridansAss]

Does everybody get flapjacks, or was this a one-off?

More importantly, were the flapjacks any good?  I'm a sucker for a good flapjack...

[saintsfan]

Good to see shs's finally got a new AW profile.

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[Tony_Red]

Could you compare the punt and her looks to any of the other WGs you have seen? How does she compare to ladies you have seen in the 130-150/hr range?

Thanks!

[Hobbit]

How was her DFK? Was it throughout and did she initiate? How was her hygiene? How pretty is she facially?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Who would say is facially better looking Beau or External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Having seen both I would say from a face, body and general beauty perspective Michelle wins, from a breadth of service that includes rimming, cim and facial BD.

[OutForJustice80]

Good to hear you enjoyed 

For someone who sounds so fit and with a petite 22 year old body you have to ask the question, why are her profile pictures so shit 

She did post quite a lot of pictures on UKE a while back under her previous profile name. I think she got burned pretty bad with some close brushes with outing.

She's got a few up on UKE now though.

It's been a while since I've seen her but I found her incredibly attractive facially. I was booked into see her today but had to cancel. I'm gutted I had to miss her this time. Hopefully she's back in London more often now though.

[Big Bad R]

I'm on my way home from seeing Beautiful Disaster for an hour. She is a stunning petite brunette. Lovely bum and cute little boobs. I gave her the money and had a quick shower. She gave me a towel that was warm from the radiator. Good start. She is a great kisser and gave a proper GFE. She teasingly bit my lip and breathed in my ear. I loved it. I licked her pussy for a while and she put her legs on my back and pushed my head down on her pussy as she grinded it on my tongue. I felt like she was Xenia from Goldeneye. It was so sexy.

Then I asked her to suck me. She gave me the best ball sucking of my life. Both in her mouth. She was good at owo, mixing up licking the tip and DT. I asked to do doggy but I kept going soft when the condom would go on. It's so frustrating and embarrassing. An absolute stunner and I can't stay hard! All credit to her, she tried her best. I don't know if it was nerves seeing a new girl or what. We kissed some more.  I kissed her bum and boobs. Then we did 69 again. I tried to take my mind off the condom. I asked her to put one on while I was occupied and couldn't see it. She got one on and hopped on cowgirl but I went soft again. Such a fail. I wanked myself off and finished in her mouth for a happy ending. She was a great host, offering me water and flapjacks. I'd describe her as the opposite of jaded. I recommend.

She was beautiful. I was a disaster.

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Must confess, I often lose my hard on when rubberring  up 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review.

Having sometimes struggled to stay hard in doggy on a 2nd round, on the rare occasions I'm fortunate enough to make it, I've found it easier to keep it up in CG and mish.
Might be worth trying next time.

[webpunter]

Are you sure ? 

She gave me a towel that was warm from the radiator. Good start.

[backofthenet]

Thanks for the review - pop a 5mg levitra before your punt for instant peace of mind.

She lists rimming (giving) but not rimming (receiving) - is that right? great if someone could confirm

cheers

[PLeisure]

She lists rimming (giving) but not rimming (receiving) - is that right? great if someone could confirm

She definitely enjoys rimming as a provider - I didn't reciprocate 

[backofthenet]

She definitely enjoys rimming as a provider - I didn't reciprocate 

Ah! I should have known I'll be getting your sloppy seconds, you old rogue.

[OutForJustice80]

Thanks for the review - pop a 5mg levitra before your punt for instant peace of mind.

She lists rimming (giving) but not rimming (receiving) - is that right? great if someone could confirm

cheers

I have had my tongue up her little ringpiece. Fresh as a daisy. A daisy shaped like an arsehole.

[Jimmyredcab]

Good to hear you enjoyed 

For someone who sounds so fit and with a petite 22 year old body you have to ask the question, why are her profile pictures so shit 

That was the first thing I noticed -------- totally crap photos.     

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[Bangers and Gash]

More importantly, were the flapjacks any good?  I'm a sucker for a good flapjack...

Yeah. Slightly warm and on the soft side. 

Maybe she could flapjacks as her USP? 

[Thepacifist]

Are you sure ? 

Well it was much better then a damp one.

[webpunter]

Just about.  Was it hard & brittle smelling of febreeze ?  Or was it all 'fluffy' ? 

Well it was much better then a damp one.

[Sonnylock]

Just intended to ask her for a booking and realized she's fully booked for the next 3 weeks! Are there so many guys planning their punts so far ahead? And how does she get so popular, especially for someone who only set up an AW profile?

[webpunter]

I presume that you mean BD.  That's bollocks usually - think holiday / moving house / getting boob job done
Although have been looking on MI's profile & she's not working certain days - which puts the pressure onto the ones when she is.  Add in the fact that she's popular as hell.  So the case for her

Just intended to ask her for a booking and realized she's fully booked for the next 3 weeks! Are there so many guys planning their punts so far ahead? And how does she get so popular, especially for someone who only set up an AW profile?

[Sonnylock]

I presume that you mean BD.  That's bollocks usually - think holiday / moving house / getting boob job done
Although have been looking on MI's profile & she's not working certain days - which puts the pressure onto the ones when she is.  Add in the fact that she's popular as hell.  So the case for her

Yes, I meant BD.

MI is also on my HL and so far i can't book her, as she has some minimum AW feedback requirement. While we're at it, anybody knows how many AW feedbacks she needs?

[PLeisure]

Just intended to ask her for a booking and realized she's fully booked for the next 3 weeks! Are there so many guys planning their punts so far ahead? And how does she get so popular, especially for someone who only set up an AW profile?

Worth keeping in mind that BD visits, doesn't live in London and, unlike MIndy, her trips to the Big Smoke are infrequent. That, plus an enthusiastic following on UKE probably keep her well booked on each tour.

[webpunter]

Think you have to match hers - so 823    I'd have thought a couple would be fine.  Better if from established AW / well reviewed burds if poss.  Think of it like how punters read the FB & assess etc.  So quality can be more important than quantity.  You might have to go on some adventures to get the scores up 
This is only on her London tours - i assume so she don't get messed around & they're ain't the brummy regs to fill any blow-outs
She's on my NY to-do list

MI is also on my HL and so far i can't book her, as she has some minimum AW feedback requirement. While we're at it, anybody knows how many AW feedbacks she needs?