Author Topic: 1hour in call sexy chocolate lisa  (Read 2551 times)


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Offline azrael

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1hour incall £90
The host: sexy chaclate lisa 21 year old czech
The venue: britania hotel birmingham city center what a dive!! Travelodge seems 5star to this place.


This was my first time seeing lisa, once i arrived at the hotel i rang to get the room number once i had it i went to the room, knock the door nothing knocked again nothing. Rang lisa again she said she would be there in a bit. Lisa finally arrives walking down the corridoor straight away you could tell it was the girl in the pictures.

Facially she's a 9-10/10 pretty hot looking girl.
Body: petite size 4-6 all the curves in the right places, not an ironing board!!

At this point i should mention she has a maid, once the paper work was out the way i showered, onto the sex (i should mention her english is broken, maybe paranoid about it also) at this point im ready to get it on and she says she needs a shower  :dash: So several minutes later she pops out, girls very shy, maybe new to the game  :unknown:  i reached in fir a kiss and theres no response forget dfking theres not even a hint of pecking she starts with the blow job on with the jacket i was suprised im imaculatley clean shaven down stairs. The blow job had to much teeth flinch several times when i got nipped, sex wasnt great at first (at this point im thinking wtf  :dash: this is a waste of money, automatically thinking its a negative), several positions later i popped.

Not a happy bunny, she's like "whens he leaving" going on in her head, so i decided to play the "newbie" game with her. Asking her several questions like whats next what can we do now sort of thing, she suggested a massage/rub down. This is where it gets intresting her massage is excellent, having had several before she is a distant second to marinas massage , it was the deep tissue massage. Maybe she belonged on "stapelers massage thread" ( for this she went from a negative to nuteral)

Onto round two she started to give me a hand job so i suggested we try again so on woth the jacket she asked if we could try another position so off we go prone bone into doggy banging away we nearly fell of the bed we decide we do it standing up so i decide to release all my peng up frustration out on her, banging away i made her legs buckle twice in the last 15 minutes, in my head im like "yeah tgats what you get for no kissing" :angry: best angry sex i had her profile does state she likes hard sex, never popped but gave up in the end. Had another shower and left.

Would i recomend: thats hard first half hour no. Second half of the hour yes. Depends on which girl turns up i guess.

Would i go back: NO

I should mention from what i saw the girls not all there, one minute she smilling and relaxed next she's dead behind the eyes. Plu i dont think her aw page is accurate i think its written by some one else maybe a sergie

Offline Juankerr

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Thanks for the review Azreal  :hi:

Was very interested in this lady myself but probably not now after reading that.


Offline azrael

Thanks for the review Azreal  :hi:

Was very interested in this lady myself but probably not now after reading that.

Had it not been for the near excellent deep tissue massage and the angry sexy it would definately have been a negative, if i had a stab in the dark i would say she was a massues who stepped up a level to a working girl :hi:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 09:59:16 pm by azrael »

brummierob

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I agree with the comments about the Brittania hotel,  rooms are small & looks like they last had a lick of paint in 1960....saying that there was no problem getting past reception which is a plus

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Had my eye on her profile, was thinking of seeing her soon. Was doing OW your choice or is her likes list bullshit?

Offline azrael

Had my eye on her profile, was thinking of seeing her soon. Was doing OW your choice or is her likes list bullshit?

Its her "agents" sergie to you and me list, she wont even french kiss never mind any thing else like rimming or A's, i reckon she only does lapdancing massage and modelling, the rest would be unwilling

Offline Stealthy

Its her "agents" sergie to you and me list, she wont even french kiss never mind any thing else like rimming or A's, i reckon she only does lapdancing massage and modelling, the rest would be unwilling

Thanks for the review

was she ok with u touching her, playing with her?

hmmm, says shes czech, is that true...

Offline azrael

Thanks for the review

was she ok with u touching her, playing with her?

hmmm, says shes czech, is that true...

Doubt it budd didnt finger her vagina or bum hole, grabbed her tit and went to squeeze her nipple and she pulled away, off putting thats why round two was angry sex from behind held on and didnt let go (hips and the shoulders around the base of her kneck) hence her legs buckling under her twice. Says her moms brazillian but her dads czech never been outside of czech till recently   :D

Offline Stealthy

Thanks Azreal,

so no playing with her boobs then?

how about ro?

Offline azrael

Thanks Azreal,

so no playing with her boobs then?

how about ro?

Didnt bother trying, but then its very rare that i dine at the Y on the first meeting  :unknown:

Offline Genetunney

I saw her last week. Utter rubbish. Her profile is a complete work of fantasy. No OWO. Rip off!!!

Offline azrael

I saw her last week. Utter rubbish. Her profile is a complete work of fantasy. No OWO. Rip off!!!

Now if you had bothered with a review you might have saved me a few bob :dash:  :dash:  :dash: now i understand why some of the older brothers on here who have been punting for a while refuse to pass on gems :scare:

Theodore

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in my head im like "yeah tgats what you get for no kissing"

Golden.

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Now if you had bothered with a review you might have saved me a few bob :dash:  :dash:  :dash: now i understand why some of the older brothers on here who have been punting for a while refuse to pass on gems :scare:

I thought the exact same thing when I read that comment. It's one thing not sharing a gem publicly, but not warning others of a bad punt, then saying 'yeah, me too' after somebody else does....  :dash:

Offline Juankerr

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I thought the exact same thing when I read that comment. It's one thing not sharing a gem publicly, but not warning others of a bad punt, then saying 'yeah, me too' after somebody else does....  :dash:
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