Author Topic: SHINE LUNA. neutral bordering negative  (Read 3096 times)


12 review(s) for SHINE LUNA (2 positive, 2 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]
10 review(s) for HOT SHINE LUNA (2 positive, 2 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Dark_Gable]
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Offline DOUGLAS56

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100 for 30mins

I saw Shine luna about two months ago but decided to post review now. been wanting to see her for a long time

Location: Not too far from borough station

Girl: she is very stacked and the ideal body type and skin tone i go for. really thick thighs and big bubble butt. thighs and ass has a lot of cellulite but her body is very gym toned flat stomach and not wobbly.  nice boobies

Main event: It was underwhelming and only her ass really saved the punt. she was not really engaging in conversation and made the whole atmosphere slightly awkward.

BJ: She pretty much wanked me for a few secs and started rolling the condom on my semi limp dick  :thumbsdown:. then she went on top and it was average. put her in missionary pounded for a bit then to the main event put her in doggy her ass felt so good. very cushy. came in condom.

spoke to her for a bit i tried to make a few jokes to lighten up the atmosphere. 

Return: I would not be returning because she is not value for money, she is pretty much an expensive pump and dump. i knew what i was expecting due to previous reviews so I was not surprised hence not giving her a negative because i enjoyed pounded her in doggy and the fact that i dont think she deliberately made the situation awkward.

by awkward i mean she did not make any effort to make you really feel welcome and initiate conversation

 

Offline Gentlelovemaking

This reads like a negative OP,

I Punted her years ago and it was wack.

Her service levels are non existent, her rates are too high considering this and the availability of other similarly stacked women. When I first punted her I couldn’t find many bubble but punts so she had a USP to me anyway, now I wouldn’t hand over my money knowing what the service is like.

Offline DOUGLAS56

I was aware some people might find it a negative hence why i put bordering negative. I knew what to expect going beforehand so i was not too surprised.

wont be seeing her again thats for sure just wanted to tick her off my hotlist cos she has been there for a while.

Offline Gentlelovemaking

I was aware some people might find it a negative hence why i put bordering negative. I knew what to expect going beforehand so i was not too surprised.

wont be seeing her again thats for sure just wanted to tick her off my hotlist cos she has been there for a while.

It has to be done sometimes

Offline Brazilian Martian

Ive never understood the hype with this girl  :unknown:

Offline DOUGLAS56

i know.the power of the booty  :D

Offline DOUGLAS56

Ive never understood the hype with this girl  :unknown:


honestly just wanted to sample the ass as people raved about how nice it is.

Offline Gentlelovemaking

Ive never understood the hype with this girl  :unknown:

In the scene 4 years ago I couldn’t find any girl with a similar body apart from Jasmine of London and I really liked Porn star Luana Alves. Shine Luna had a similar body to her so I couldn’t resist.

After 1 punt with her I never considered retiring it was basic

Offline Brazilian Martian

In the scene 4 years ago I couldn’t find any girl with a similar body apart from Jasmine of London and I really liked Porn star Luana Alves. Shine Luna had a similar body to her so I couldn’t resist.

After 1 punt with her I never considered retiring it was basic

Average face to me and I could tell by looking at her that shes on the same level as parlour girls. Not worth 100 for 30 mins

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100 for 30mins

I saw Shine luna about two months ago but decided to post review now. been wanting to see her for a long time

Location: Not too far from borough station

Girl: she is very stacked and the ideal body type and skin tone i go for. really thick thighs and big bubble butt. thighs and ass has a lot of cellulite but her body is very gym toned flat stomach and not wobbly.  nice boobies

Main event: It was underwhelming and only her ass really saved the punt. she was not really engaging in conversation and made the whole atmosphere slightly awkward.

BJ: She pretty much wanked me for a few secs and started rolling the condom on my semi limp dick  :thumbsdown:. then she went on top and it was average. put her in missionary pounded for a bit then to the main event put her in doggy her ass felt so good. very cushy. came in condom.

spoke to her for a bit i tried to make a few jokes to lighten up the atmosphere. 

Return: I would not be returning because she is not value for money, she is pretty much an expensive pump and dump. i knew what i was expecting due to previous reviews so I was not surprised hence not giving her a negative because i enjoyed pounded her in doggy and the fact that i dont think she deliberately made the situation awkward.

by awkward i mean she did not make any effort to make you really feel welcome and initiate conversation


 

Sorry to hear mate.

Her service per se has always been regarded as questionable, even from the other site.

However, this is the first time I have seen her being criticised for the above. However, in saying this I did not quite fully understand, since it is clear from what you wrote she was responsible for the awkwardness but yet you say she wasn't  :unknown:
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Offline DOUGLAS56

Sorry to hear mate.

Her service per se has always been regarded as questionable, even from the other site.

However, this is the first time I have seen her being criticised for the above. However, in saying this I did not quite fully understand, since it is clear from what you wrote she was responsible for the awkwardness but yet you say she wasn't  :unknown:

she could have been a bit more welcoming, she seemed quite and just going through the motions felt a bit hollow

Offline Gentlelovemaking

she could have been a bit more welcoming, she seemed quite and just going through the motions felt a bit hollow

She just doesn’t give a good service to Punters, as BM said she’s no better than a Parlor girl.

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She just doesn’t give a good service to Punters, as BM said she’s no better than a Parlor girl.

 
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Offline DOUGLAS56

She just doesn’t give a good service to Punters, as BM said she’s no better than a Parlor girl.

Yep, if i went with service in mind it would have been negative. but I did not leave the punt feeling down or like i threw 100 down the drain

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she could have been a bit more welcoming, she seemed quite and just going through the motions felt a bit hollow

Cheers, I am surprised by this.
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In the scene 4 years ago I couldn’t find any girl with a similar body apart from Jasmine of London and I really liked Porn star Luana Alves. Shine Luna had a similar body to her so I couldn’t resist.

After 1 punt with her I never considered retiring it was basic

I think if you are a conn-ass-ieur.

I think you have to  :P
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Offline Gentlelovemaking


 
From your review it seemed you rated her highly Hidden Image/Members Only

Her Ass is phenomenal and worth it on that basis, she’s also relatively attractive. Her service is basic.

In short I rate her ass highly and body, her service is weak.

Offline Belgarion

Always been tempted but never went through with it. Thanks for helping her stay out of the HL

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Strangely enough, none of photos has taken on board the enormity of her rear  :P



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Offline Bassman

Cottage cream looking ass!

I used to be tempted but read. A review here about her hygiene not being great. Glad I didn’t now.