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External Link/Members OnlyFurther to Rocky's neutral review, I thought I'd better put up a review of the same lass as we both punted with her only a day or so apart. My review will a firm negative and it takes a very poor service for me to give a negative.
It's strange how on a bad punt every step of the way has problems and snags and this punt is exactly that.
Comms... emailed for phone number to arrange my punt and to have a natter. I got a fairly quick response and thought, yep, the right signs etc. I called to arrange my day and time with her, she was pleasant enough to talk but admitted that it is not her but her female friends who runs the profile (make of that what you will). I thought, ok, pimp, that's the game. Booking time and day arranged and postcode promised nearer time. Time is now ticking away, I'm a day away from the punt, texts and emails are being ignored and deleted. This culminated in a text the night before from me saying "no postcode, no setting off on journey and no meet"
Eventually I get a postcode, and told call when parked, at last. One thing that annoys me is being ignored.
Venue... very clean bungalow in quite a nice area of Preston with loads of parking out of eye shot of venue. Inside very clean and tidy with a small "bedroom" (there is more to this) with en suite hot tub wet room.
Looks... Yes, it's her in the pictures but they are very cleverly done as if she's 40 I'm a Fuckin astronaut, add a good ten years to that figure. Now, she has a good body on her for a woman her age with very nice false tits, slim waste (slightly flabby belly), long legs and an ok face (thick in make up though), I would've given her a good setting to.
The action... I get in and she is harping on "I got sore throat" "I don't want to give you a cold" I say no probs, just had a cold, I'm fine now, let's kiss, no kiss, she turns away coldly (I'm thinking this is going down hill).
She suggests a massage on the bed (Fuckin cheapo fold up bed come paste table), so, I lay down and she bangs on how she is professional masseuse but I could've done a better job on myself, pro my arse.
I turn over with surprisingly I've quite a decent boner on, she massages my chest and I have a squeeze of them impressive tits "no squeeze please, they are tender and I don't like it", Fuckin hell.
She then suggests I massage her, yeah, alright, I spit a bit of oil on her back then just feel her arse up, she turns over and I have a suck on her nipples with her wincing and turning away, I felt like biting the fuckers off by now ha ha.
I'm back on the bed now and she is back to stroking my chest.
She then gets the best mate coat on and starts giving me a very average blowy.
I slip my hand between her legs and go to slip a couple fingers inside and I'm told "no, no fingers inside, I am health professional and I know all the infections and diseases come from fingers inside, just touch clit please"
I'm getting fucked off with this now, I say just get on it and ride it, Fuckin hell if there isn't a problem with that, she says "no, bed not safe for that, I stand and you fuck me from behind, so we're off the bed and fucking standing up, I suggest some doggy, she says "not on bed, we fuck doggy on the floor" on the Fuckin floor, so, we're on a Fuckin towel on the floor and I'm banging away just wanting to get to the pop, I pop in my bag and Fuckin hell what a flapping cow over me pulling out of her, stop panicking love, I've done this before.
She offers me then a splash around in the bloody hot tub, I said "no, I've got a bath at home, I'm getting dressed and I'll be on my way"
And away I went, thoroughly pissed off with the whole experience. I paid for an hour but I was driving away after less than 40 minutes and I couldn't stand being in her company any longer as her service is shit and she talks complete bollox.
To sum up.. She has no idea how to treat a punter or what we want but she certainly knows how to charge. The thought of having sex and being intimate with a stranger seems abhorrent to her. She offers nothing on her likes list and is cold and distant. How she has got so much positive aw feedback just tells you there are a load of lads on there that are full of shit. Rocky was generous with his neutral review and he's a nice lad. I won't be extending that kind of generosity
Would i recommend... Well, if you want a shit time with a woman older than her profile who won't do anything raunchy that she advertises then go for it, if not stay the fuck away.
Is there anything worth fucking in Preston? I'm still searching ha ha
Topic: isabelanorthwest in Preston (Read 2242 times)
