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Background:Plan B/C punt. For some reason she had found herself in my hl and I hadn’t re-checked her AW feedback (hidden). Must admit, it was a bit of a TOFTT as she was available.
Location: Small Apartment Block in M1, 5 minutes walk from Tib Lane car park.
Comms:Good by phone and text, but upon arrival I later realised this was done by the madam on the phone. When trying to confirm services with her in person, she passed her phone to me to speak to the Madam, who then translated to Olivia who nodded to each – FK, OWO, CIM, RO and cum as many times.
Cost:£100 for 1 hour
Looks:It’s probably her in her profile pic. Polish, said she come from Warsaw.
She has a faint raised skin coloured mole on her upper lip, but otherwise a very pretty face with nice blue eyes. Naturally a brunette, but with dyed blonde locks. Size 6, approx. 32B breasts.
She greeted me in a nice short pink dress and flat slipper like shoes which showed off her shapely legs. She also wore an innocent cute smile. Underneath she had some nice underwear.
I would say she is more 21 than 19, but definitely not over 25. She was cutely attractive to me and having reconfirmed services, I was hopeful of having a good time.
Services:A series of disappointments to begin with. First off she offered me a massage which I declined. I then tried to kiss her but she responded very lukewarmly, especially when I tried to FK her and she sort of pointed to her lips and shook her head. I said “but we’ve just confirmed that”, but she either didn’t, or pretended not to, understand. She wasn’t up for any fondling either and suggested I lie down on the bed as she removed her dress and gave me some OWO from the side while leaving her underwear on, too far away for me to remove. To be fair her OWO was quite nice, but shallow, and she did look sexy in her underwear. I then gave her some RO and it was pretty dispiriting to see she looked bored out of her mind and the reason she was not willing to FK earlier was she had chewing gum in her mouth –
Shit, this was going poorly, so I suggested sex. As there was nothing else going on to stir my body or senses, I came pathetically 2 mins into mish. This was sure going shit.
I tried some conversation with her as I took some time out, but it was apparent that her English was far too poor to hold any sort of conversation, so I let my tongue do some talking downstairs to keep myself occupied. Nothing for about 5 mins, but then I got some sweet stirring and moaning and by the time I had lifted her arse up and put 2-3 fingers in her, she was positively grinding against my fingers for the next 5 mins, and yes, I do believe I got a genuine orgasm out of her. Better, much better.
By now I was ready for R2 and she went to give me some Oral, but not before slipping a condom on me without asking. Oh well, I guess I hadn’t had much of a fuck 1st time round, so I decided to take advantage of her doggy and had a very nice 5-10 mins fucking her before cumming.
She then put her dress on and I had to remind her we had only done 40-45 mins. She looked non-plussed and went out to speak to her madam, before coming back in offering a massage. To be honest, it was probably all I was good for now and she did give me a nice back massage as she sat astride me. What made it better was she hadn’t put her knickers on so I could still feel her wet pussy edging against my buttocks.
Time up and left with no great ceremony.
Positives:Cute, sexy, good looking girl who gave me 15 mins of excitement. Negatives:Terrible English
Raw, passionless and at times completely lifeless service experience.
She will waste time and skip services if she can get away with it.
These quotes from her profile are complete bullshit from my experience:
“I offer a true and unforgettable GFE”
“Lots of kissing and cuddling”
“I love sex and really enjoy what I am doing”
“I know how to treat a man and I can be your lover all night long”
My worst Polish experience.
Summary:Bar a hot 15 minutes where I put most of the effort in, this was a very disappointing experience. A fair price would have been £80 max.
Would I recommend: No. I fancy you will have to put a lot of effort in to get any enjoyment out.
Would I revisit: No. There’s plenty of other fish out there.
