Heli Baby

[alan4]

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30 mins 40 quid

Weird place in Wembley Central, quiet enough road but you have to take a sort of back entrance which involves walking past a house with neighbours shouting in the kitchen, who you can see very clearly and they can clearly see you too.
At some point I'm sure the owner has thought "why are there always guys creeping through my back garden" because he didn't seem too alarmed to see me there in my hoodie so he must know what goes on.

Into the room and fuck me it's shit, it's not even a box room, in fact it's the boiler room because the boiler thing is right there big and ugly turning the room into basically a sauna. But it's Wembley Central, I know the area well, shitness was expected.

She looks like the photos, decent enough body for 40 quid. If you're looking for swashbuckling conversation than you've come to the wrong girl, she barely says anything, just the way I like it I got irritated with all the blabbering from the last girl I saw so this was a great relief.
She was clearly either sleeping or getting ready for bed because she had her pj's on and looked knackered.

Good OWO with DT for a good while and then onto sex, decent enough, nothing special, I made myself finish quickly because 1. I didn't really come for sex......... 2. she looked exhausted anyway........... 3. I was sweating like mad due to the room being 100 degrees.
Also a slight negative, when she went on top I got a slight woof of dodgy odour from the vaginal area.
She also queefed a few times, which I found funny because of South Park but she said "stop it", and I was thinking "how the fuck is it my fault"?
Onto a massage which was actually better than anything before, good hand movements, nice and delicate, lasted about 10 minutes and then off I went.

For 40 pounds it's decent enough value, down the road from me so it was convenient.

I've done a few reviews, seen about 6/7 women but I think I'm ready to call it quits, I peaked too early with Olivia(Acton) and I can tell I'm never going to be fully satisfied with anyone ever again  so I may as well pack it all in.

[Cuntminion]

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Bit early to call it a day?

Good review, I know it's not property viewing but a boiler room? Would of killed the mood

[NightKid]

I also think it's a bit too early and there are other good SPs in the West (presumably your preferred punting grounds) that can equal or rival Olivia. Just off the top of my head, there's:

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I know you feel as though you've seen it all, but it seems to me you've made a few rookie mistakes while following recommendations.
For one, if you're expecting the best then you'll want those with superbly squeaky clean records (i.e. at least 5 and above UKP reviews, and all of them should read like absolute positives)

Also, regarding your reviewed neutral punt with Charlotte, I get the feeling you weren't 100% happy with her photos to begin with but decided to chance it based on her reviews.
I believe that was another rookie error. And to that I say, part of the process of scoring great punts includes walking so you should consider learning to do that next.

Edit: But hey ... if you reckon I'm wrong and punting really isn't for you, then all the best. 

[Big Cat]

Sounds awful, surprised you gave her a full on positive. Got this girl on my HL but the idea of walking through some random guy's garden to get to her puts me right off