I was in the need of emptying my sack over the weekend and also wanted to watch a movie. I thought to myself kill two birds with one stone and check out Oasis for U Wandsworth. I've been there a few times and not had bad punts in the past.
The set up: You call speak with the maid who gives you a rundown on what the lady of the day looks like.
So I call up and told she is 5.7, slim, dark hair and a mature lady(come on to age later) and French Ooh la la.
I say to myself she sounds ok and in my age range and French (something new) so I'll give it a go
I jump on the bus but running a little early so call to see if I can rack up before time which I'm told by the maid is ok. On arrival the maid turns out to be someone I've shagged before there and she recognises me smiles and states with a thrusting motion have we shagged before to which I reply oh yes. She laughs and informs me to head upstairs and the lady will be up shortly.
So I'm sitting upstairs fully clothed feeling a little nervous with pre punt jitters (love that feeling) then in she walks. She looks old with wrinkles, sagging tits and baggy skin. She grabs my hand and starts talking French. I say to her I don't understand French, she then saids in English you want me to talk in French with you and I say why I don't speak French??? She then states what would you like and my reply is a younger looking lady (it just came out). She then asked the killer question 'how young?' I state younger than me 45. She replies 'shit I'm 36'
I say oh and stifle a laugh get up say bye and walk down the stairs. The maid indicates everything ok?? I say not my type and found out when maid is next working as a WG (Saturday). I walk down stairs and head to Cinema £60 better off.
By the way Movie watch was Straight Outta Compton unlike the WG this was 5*
