External Link/Members OnlyOk - I'm an idiot! I should have known better!

Despite several clear warning signs, the wee man got the better of me and I popped in for a quickie on the way home. After all, a hole's a hole!

Should just have taken the money out of the cash machine and put the fag lighter to it!

In fairness - it's her in the pics (what was I thinking!) and the hotel is correct!
Everything, and I mean everything, else on the profile is 100% shite!!! Sexy? Eh - no!

Without doubt the WORST punt I have EVER had - but I have a HUGE smile on my face - it was sooooo bad and soooo funny that I'm still laughing about it!

Marks out of 10 - zero! Not even a 0.05 for effort! I didn't even say thank you on the way out - and I'm a proper gentleman!
FGND
