Alexa Sexy Girl - Hounslow

[Dead Wood]

Dear Alexa

I know you read these reviews. You are a charming and skilled service provider, and I can’t wait to get inside your knickers again.

But on Saturday you made me thrash through the pouring rain from Central London, and then at three minutes past our agreed appointment time, you sent me the dreaded ‘Sorry, darling, I’m busy. Would you like to see my friend?’ text.

Previous to that, I had spent 10 minutes loitering on a deserted Hounslow High Street – Hounslow is a total craphole, by the way – flinching at the youths in the shadows, clutching my man bag close to my middle class chest, terrified that I was about to be mugged/stabbed/molested. Or all three at once.

Actually, I was rather hoping to be molested on Hounslow High Street, Alexa, but by you.

All told, this was a pretty grim experience, Alexa. Grim. And leaving Hounslow with the raging horn is not something that any man wants to have to go through again.

Now - I am told it is the prerogative of a woman to change her mind; and last time I saw you I had a wonderful time.  And god knows, the life of a young EE working girl in Hounslow must be chaotic and a bit bonkers. And yes, I committed the cardinal sin of not having at least one back up option in the area.

So - I plan to try and see you again on Saturday.  Please, please put a big note in your diary to this effect. Resist the hordes of cab drivers, double glazing salesmen, and football managers who press for last minute appointments. I’ll be scared-but-randy looking chap opposite Primark, if you are looking out the window at around 7.30pm?

With my very best wishes.

P.

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(and to my fellow UKP swordsmen - yes, obviously this experience ought to merit a big, fat, red negative rating. but she is a sweetie. and i am a fluffy. go figure)

[smiths]

Her numbered link is External Link/Members Only which brings up her other reviews including my negative where i was bait and switched by this low life and/or her pimp.

[shagbambi]

Neutral?  This was definitely a negative.  And what makes it worse you had to travel to get there.

[fredpunter]

Looking at previous reviews of this girl, my own included, if you turn up and she's not available then it shouldn't really come as a big surprise. I wouldn't give her a second chance after she wasted my afternoon and apparently does it to folk on a regular basis. If you go and see her and she messes you about then there comes a point where you have only yourself to blame.

[smiths]

Looking at previous reviews of this girl, my own included, if you turn up and she's not available then it shouldn't really come as a big surprise. I wouldn't give her a second chance after she wasted my afternoon and apparently does it to folk on a regular basis. If you go and see her and she messes you about then there comes a point where you have only yourself to blame.

Indeed, i wasnt surprised at all having read previous posts about her and would of been surprised if i had actually met her but i was very nearby so thought i would check for myself.

[SamLP]

I see she's moved to Hounslow now. Bad form as she's built a reputation for B&S. Having seen her twice and suffered a B&S in between, I've seen the good and bad. She's a great punt but has spoilt her reputation with constant B&S scams.

[fredpunter]

I see she's moved to Hounslow now. Bad form as she's built a reputation for B&S. Having seen her twice and suffered a B&S in between, I've seen the good and bad. She's a great punt but has spoilt her reputation with constant B&S scams.

I very much doubt it was her I was actually communicating with on the day I tried to see her. Possibly she is just managed by a pimp who is as stupid as he clearly thinks we are. If so he's/she's doing her no favours.

[SamLP]

I very much doubt it was her I was actually communicating with on the day I tried to see her. Possibly she is just managed by a pimp who is as stupid as he clearly thinks we are. If so he's/she's doing her no favours.

I think so too but she isn't that innocent. I think the texts are managed by her pimp/secretary/maid but when my B&S happened she answered my call and spoke to me telling me she was busy & that I could see her friend. The next time I saw her, she pretended she had no idea and apologised but to be fair it was 2 months previously, she probably couldn't remember which B&S scam it was.

[PumpAction]

Is this a review or a love letter?

[The_Don]

Is this a review or a love letter?

 

Sarcastic I would say!

[jamesdoug]

B&S happens often in there, so I would avoid it... I got same shit from the other girl with same excuse "I am busy I have got just 30 mins. do you want to see my friend ?"

[Dead Wood]

Sarcastic I would say!

I think - on reflection - it is a gently sarcastic love letter. Which is probably no help to anyone on this forum.

Actually, what i am saying is that she's a good punt, but my experience last week, and clearly that of other punters, is that she doesn't run a very efficient service. I don't think she's a wrong 'un. And god knows, i've had a few of those!

[HappyandLucky]

I have had 2 not great punts at this venue in Hounslow and almost went back to see Alexa. Decided based on historical experience to give it a miss even though I liked the idea of Alexa. Now I'm glad I didn't bother and she is off the HL as is the venue.

[The_Don]

I think - on reflection - it is a gently sarcastic love letter. Which is probably no help to anyone on this forum.

Actually, what i am saying is that she's a good punt, but my experience last week, and clearly that of other punters, is that she doesn't run a very efficient service. I don't think she's a wrong 'un. And god knows, i've had a few of those!

I enjoyed reading (the starting post), you put you're point across with out being directly nasty  

As for bad service we have all been there and some times with the good'un    different horses for courses

Good luck on you're next Sir!

[Dead Wood]

does anyone know who else works in the flat with Alexa?

a bit of basic AW detective work would suggest this girl:

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Alexa's text to me when she blew me off on saturday did say that her 'friend' looks just like her. I can see the resemblance. I wonder if I am right? anyone had the pleasure?  she looks pretty fuck-able, but that, as we all know, means very little.

[The_Don]

does anyone know who else works in the flat with Alexa?

a bit of basic AW detective work would suggest this girl:

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Alexa's text to me when she blew me off on saturday did say that her 'friend' looks just like her. I can see the resemblance. I wonder if I am right? anyone had the pleasure?  she looks pretty fuck-able, but that, as we all know, means very little.

  No but the public gallery. Blue dress  looks nice. But punters be wear looks alone don't mean Jack Shi+ VS service!  Who goner TOFTT?

[Dave2014]

How can a blow out be a neutral review??? You arranged a shag, you were left in the street??? No prossie who does that is worth anything but a negative review. This is B.S. 

[west8]

then at three minutes past our agreed appointment time, you sent me the dreaded ‘Sorry, darling, I’m busy. Would you like to see my friend?’

Negative for three minutes late, nah. 10 mins is fair 

But "Would you like to see my friend?" is a first class piss-take.

I hope you replied along the lines of "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?"

 

[Dead Wood]

As i said in my review, she's a good kid.

I've done this for years, and shagged hundreds of working girls. Every now and then - much less now that I know what I am doing - I've had a truly bad experience, where the girl is totally uninterested, or stoned, or worse. I've never been robbed, but i know it does happen. So when i get one of those, believe me you will know about it here.

And also I suppose I'm just not into the 'all working girls are scamming, piss taking, low life' line, which does seem to feature a bit on these forums. I've had some lovely, intimate experiences with girls over the years. Mostly, they are just trying to earn a living. And as i tend to go for the younger end of the market, they are often all over the place. Like most young people I know.

But yes, 'obviously this experience ought to merit a big, fat, red negative rating'. I just didn't feel like giving her one. But this part of the site is all about objectivity, so i will apply this principle next time, I promise!

 

[fredpunter]

I felt like giving her one but never got the chance phnar phnar

[Turtle1]

I classify her and her friend as scam artists. i think iv posted about them before. Prices used to be 50 for half, went to 60,70 and now 80.

Shes been in Hounslow for a very long time. Here is the funny bit. She built up a ton of reviews and changed her profile pic with some other girl.

I walked from this one a while ago. Changed her prices upon arrival. claimed she doest know anything about her AW profile and doest deal with the phone. Like iv never heard that before.......Well Fuck you then cunt, im Walking.

[Dead Wood]

this is all good knockabout stuff, and i'm not remotely cheerleading for her (too many shag-able fish in the punting sea) but she does charge £80 for the hour, not for half an hour.

By the way - "I can show you what does it mean power!!"

cracking!

[fredpunter]

this is all good knockabout stuff, and i'm not remotely cheerleading for her (too many shag-able fish in the punting sea) but she does charge £80 for the hour, not for half an hour.

That'll make me feel much better the next time she leaves me sat outside her flat for 25 minutes then asks me if I'd like to see her friend instead.

[SamLP]

I classify her and her friend as scam artists. i think iv posted about them before. Prices used to be 50 for half, went to 60,70 and now 80.

Shes been in Hounslow for a very long time. Here is the funny bit. She built up a ton of reviews and changed her profile pic with some other girl.

I walked from this one a while ago. Changed her prices upon arrival. claimed she doest know anything about her AW profile and doest deal with the phone. Like iv never heard that before.......Well Fuck you then cunt, im Walking.

Turtle, I can only go on from what I've seen. Alexa has been working in Finchley for the good part of this year. I first saw her in March or April and she moved to Hounslow a few weeks ago. Her prices in my time has always been the same 60/80 for half and full hour. The first time I saw her, she had around 20 or so AW positives and her pics have been the same during that period, unchanged. Maybe you meant another girl. However, she and her friends have fucked around with clients a lot and received negative reviews here mainly for their B&S scams. That's her problem or one her pimp has, otherwise she is a good punt, cheeky and feisty.

[Turtle1]

Turtle, I can only go on from what I've seen. Alexa has been working in Finchley for the good part of this year. I first saw her in March or April and she moved to Hounslow a few weeks ago. Her prices in my time has always been the same 60/80 for half and full hour. The first time I saw her, she had around 20 or so AW positives and her pics have been the same during that period, unchanged. Maybe you meant another girl. However, she and her friends have fucked around with clients a lot and received negative reviews here mainly for their B&S scams. That's her problem or one her pimp has, otherwise she is a good punt, cheeky and feisty.

either iv looked at the wrong profile or you have but She has been in the Hounslow area for a long time. Right near Asda (flat). Shes been there for a bit, but her friends been there on and off for like 2 years,

I did miss read about the £80 and hour not 30min....but my stance is the same they change prices and mysteriously dont even know what Adult work is and blame the Maddam.....

[kowalski]

If her flatmate is Sexy Jenny love stay  away AVOID
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=43015.0

[Turtle1]

If her flatmate is Sexy Jenny love stay  away AVOID
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=43015.0

Yes they are all part of a big group of cunts

[stealthman]

do you of any brothels in the hounslow/isleworth area need to find some the one i been going to for a while got closed down now

[king tarzan]

i ahve been to that dinghy place above argos on hounslow high street, very very basic room, saw some lady there a while back some small blonde, really frigid she was.. cant recall her name.. dont know how she had so many good adultwork feedback..

[HappyandLucky]

i ahve been to that dinghy place above argos on hounslow high street, very very basic room, saw some lady there a while back some small blonde, really frigid she was.. cant recall her name.. dont know how she had so many good adultwork feedback..

I have punted 2x in the named flat. All sub standard and I would not return. Alexa has worked from this venue but I have not met her. 

[stealthman]

do you know of any other brothels in hounslow isleworth area ones where you get to choose from a selection of girls

[HappyandLucky]

do you know of any other brothels in hounslow isleworth area ones where you get to choose from a selection of girls

There are numerous girls working in the Hounslow area via AW, but it's not an area I punt in frequently and have only visited the aforementioned  Argos slop shop in terms of brothels. My view from experience is wish I had not bothered  but others may have greater success to share

[tonysoprano]

She was very decent in Finchley but seems a bit like her service is going downhill now she's moved to a shittier area. Hounslow is a fucking dump.