Author Topic: Blondebimbo96 - Halifax/Huddersfield  (Read 2384 times)


1 review(s) for blondebimbo96 (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Greedo

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1hr Incall = £150

As original Plan A booking fell through I contacted BB96 day beforehand and comms were all good via email with clear directions etc provided for her location situated in the area between Huddersfield & Halifax.  Plenty of free safe parking outside and flat itself is in a very nice refurbished discreet location.

First impressions when meeting her were of the wow variety as she is really good looking, genuinely around the 18-20 age group, with a stunning body and very pretty face with sexy secretary type glasses on.

Unfortunately the meeting didn't turn out as great as these first impressions.  She was very very chatty, to the extent where I'm pretty sure she would have much rather just talked for the hour rather than actually provide any services -  after about 10 mins of her gabbing on I had to take initiative and at least managed to get her stripped off to reveal a stunning body with big natural tits on a very slim tall frame with fantastic bum.

Then managed to get a very half hearted covered blow job that was pretty deep but lacking any type of enthusiasm (which pretty much sums up the whole service part of the meeting).  Went down on her pussy for a bit which is completed unshaved with full bush to find your way through -  very nice tight pussy hiding beneath the undergrowth and she was quite happy to lie there and let me lick and finger her till soaking wet but again no enthusiasm at all - just lay there with her eyes tight shut in a little world of her own.

Then moved into some missionary, doggy, prone-bone which again she is happy to let you do to her as deep and hard as you want but with no interaction at all -  no kissing at all and she never once actually touched my body at all while fucking her.  She does advertise as liking being dominated but this was more like half-asleep rather than submissive   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Managed to get her to go on top for about 30 seconds before her she said her leg was too sore to continue -  I'd kinda had enough by now as don't like meets without at least a touch of pretend GFE in there so took the condom off and asked If I could just wank and cum on her tits -  no problem she said and said she was just nipping to get some tissues first.... I assumed for cleaning up afterwards but no, she came back with a bog roll and proceeded to lie on her back and cover her tits and stomach with sheets of it for me to spurt on..... she then just lay there with her eyes shut while I had a quick wank onto her bog-roll covered body.

Feel a bit rotten about giving her a neutral as she was a very nice local lass with amazing body and face and she did take a good hard pounding without complaint but overall service was pretty much a lie here and let you fuck me EE type experience rather than any pretence of actually getting into it.

Overall I wish I'd just saved myself £150 when Plan A fell through and had a wank instead!

Pros:
Genuine friendly young local Yorkshire lass
Stunning body and pretty face
Takes a good hard fuck (as long as you do the donkey work)
Location safe, discreet and free parking

Cons:
Very basic lie back and get fucked approach
Can't go on top for more than a min or so
Have to cum in condom or onto toilet roll
Overall felt like an EE experience but with a local girl
£150 Premium price but basic service

Return Visit -  unlikely


Offline cueball

Big cash without the big service, you've been generous with the neutral there bud. Thanks for finding some more bin fodder for me.

Offline costa

think youve been very kind with the neutral sounds or reads like a nightmare and 150 there arnt many wanting 150 . the full bush is one off the things I like and im quite tempted but 150 is too much off a risk .

bod666

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Yup sounds like a negative to me too particularly at £150 for limited services. Thanks for toftt though - your pain is our gain ;)

Greedo

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wasnt bad enough for a neg for me, nothing lied about on profile, no dodgy pimp in flat, no unexpected extra costs, no rudeness or blatant clock watching etc.... just a really basic unenthusiastic punt with a good looking girl & an almost amusing toilet roll target practice ending  :thumbsdown:

Offline anonyorks

Cheers for TOFTT, that's another one off my ever dwindling hot list of new people to see.

jack_walsh

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Offline diff3r3ntanimal

Sorry but you have really cheered me up, Never laughed so much on a review giggled at least four times there  :lol:

On a serious note I'm sorry to hear it went like that unlucky buddy  :)