ellen 123 , Glasgow ( tour )

[mavgoose]

Seen Ellen is in Glasgow next few days , thought I'd pop a review on for anyone considering a visit.

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She is what she says on her profile , size 16 , womanly curves. Face pics on public gallery. Definitely her.
Probably 50 ish. Profile says 40. Pics are recent and accurate.

Thought long and hard about positive or neutral , should be a positive on comms , friendliness and value for money. I liked her and may see her again. Always books hotels , which I like , but I know some people don't.
Always immaculately turned out , nice underwear & stockings etc. Never rushed , always start on time allocated.
OWO , which is a must for me , just not overly deep.

But .......... Just didn't go the extra bit other girls I've seen do. Need to encourage her to talk a bit dirty , shuts her eyes a wee bit. I think this is just her way. I'm sure she enjoys it , she is a lovely lady who ticks all the boxes for making your booking go flawlessly - but for a tenner more , they're are a few girls who are better.

A good , but average 6/10.

[zag69]

Dear God Man, you paid to fuck that...? You need an optician not a hooker

[RandyF]

Just what Glasgow's been crying out for - a fat granny.

[Tjkooker]

Every guy has their own tastes. Some a bit stranger than others.

[durtybhoy]

Dear God Man, you paid to fuck that...? You need an optician not a hooker

Pissing myself laughing. I like a quick wit. Haha

[mavgoose]

Thanks for your input guys. We don't all prefer Romanian skanks or girls young enough to be our daughters.
Ellen was almost a positive , as she is

Genuine
Personable
Punctual
Intelligent
Clean
Honest.
Speaks English.

I just felt there are better options for not much more cost.
Although she is definitely for the older punter , I agree.

[mavgoose]

Dear God Man, you paid to fuck that...? You need an optician not a hooker

""......... Why do these foreigner skanks even bother coming here when they show no interest in doing the job? Oh I forgot they're here to mug us off, fucking bitches.

This is one to avoid, you'd be better off chucking your money out the window than seeing this fucking thieving foreign cunt.... ""

At least I have the intelligence not to chuck my money out the window......
 

[Tjkooker]

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Note the supersize cushion to hide the equally supersize belly?

[tazman1002001]

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Even her feet are horrible 

[Tjkooker]

It must be bad. Even taz wouldn't give her 10/10


Sorry mavduck. Were only playing with you.

[Givememilf]

Is she not Scottish?  I just assumed she was. 
Yeah,  don't need to defend yourself mate.  She's the age group I go for,  bit not really my type facially.  She doesn't look mature enough for me,  just looks a bit weather beaten.  For a £30 quickie I might however. 

[auldie63]

Takes me back to my serious drinking days. I have woken up beside worse, not a lot, but worse and the thought was - by fuck I must have been reekin' last night. Remember it takes all sorts and some are paying her, so what does that say about all us adonises on here. At least I've got the excuse of being a fat old bastard for paying for it. Look in the mirror before you criticize another punter all you Clooneys out there.

[zag69]

Sorry Mavduck about taking the piss, if that's what you like then fine. All I'm saying is she's got a face that would sink a thousand ships

[mavgoose]

Hey. No problem with the piss taking etc. above.....
Good balance of replies.
The review was not so much to say she is a stunner , she is not.
What she is , is a good safe punt , if she is your type.

And , it's mavgoose , GOOSE , not duck. Ya shower of wank#rs. !!!