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External Link/Members OnlyAfter seeing so many good ukp reviews and being recommended to me by trusted fellow ukp members I decided it was time to see this lass and see for myself.
This review week be of a slightly different format to my usual as it will include personality and attitude.
Comms... phone number on profile, called to make a booking at the desired time and day. Postcode given and instructions of what to do on arrival.
Personality and attitude... during the phone call I (we) had a chat being verging on old friends catching up and exchanging banter that has us both genuinely laughing. This lass is full of confidence with a genuinely bubbly character that makes you feel at ease, she's basically sound as a pound.
Looks... Yes, it's her in the pictures, she has a great milf body with a truly stupendous peachy bottom, by far the best ass I've had my hands on in many a year. Her tits are average size not enhanced and responsive nipples. Her face is average, not ugly in any way at all. Age I would say is accurate give it take a couple of years.
Venue... smart modern clean flat in a block with parking to the rear, felt safe enough parking my motor
The action... here we go, you've got to put yourself in my shoes now. I knock on the door and the greeting is like nothing I've ever experienced, the door is flung open and standing before me laughing her head off is zoe dressed in a short skirt, stockings, heels, blouse un buttoned saying in a loud voice "ha ha, come in lover"
On stepping through the door within 30 seconds of eye contact she had her tongue down my throat and my hands on that ass, snogs, laughs, fondles, snogs and we've only got to the kitchen. I say "you want the paper" her reply is yeah, then just casts it over the worktop and then returns to battering me with snogs whilst taking my coat off (bloody hell, I've not even got my coat off yet).
Onto the clean tidy bedroom, we are riving each other's clothes off until I'm just stood in my socks and she's just got her knickers on (I have a plan).
There really is only one way to de robe that ass, bend her over and enjoy what unfolds, the sight of that ass had a profound effect on me, I'm kissing, licking, squeezing, even running my tongue right down the crack.
She then stands me up then pushes me hard into my back on the bed. There's no messing here, she clambered over me, slapped her delicious pussy in my face and got on devouring my cock. I'm giving my best show at licking her shaven clean pussy, having a real good lap, she in the meantime is spitting, slurping, deep throating my modest length.
Off she jumps, spins round so I'm laid properly on the bed and she's back sucking me again, spitting, slurping she taking me ask in again (I'm doing ok at pop control). Next thing, she's sitting in my face with her hands on the wall, grinding herself into my face, good job I can breathe through my ears.
We're at podging time now, on with best mates coat and she's on me, nice sat on me cg but then without warning she gets into the squat and she's banging me like a salvation army drum (bloody hell, she is good at that), there was enough slapping noise that it sounded like the act at the panto.
I'm up for a switch round now, onto mish and I'm pumping like there's no tomorrow, she then clamps her legs round my back and pulls me in hard, all this while we're tongue wresting, then I'm gently nibbling her neck whilst she's chewing my ear lobe.
Roll over onto doggy, now, that ass is at my mercy, I pump her doggy whilst gripping, squeezing, slapping and watching that arse and pussy, what a bloody sight. I pump and I pump but we're not done yet, back to mish, she's moaning, I'm moaning we're both bloody moaning.
I want some more doggy though, so, we're back at it, I don't know where my energy come from but I'm pumping like a man possessed.
I ask, "where do you want me to cum?" (I have a plan), she says "where do you want to cum?" Ha ha thinks I "in your mouth"
No problem, off with the jacket, I'm knelt upright, she's on her back sucking for England whilst I have two fingers in her pussy, her pussy muscles are trying to snap my fingers. With a whoosh and moan and groan I fill her mouth with what feels like a endless spurts.
Off she goes to spit and I collapse on the bed feeling forty odd again ha ha.
A ten minute cuddle, chat and more bloody laughs and I'm getting dressed watching her take a shower, one more slap of that arse for good measure as she heads for the shower.
Wrapped in a towel, she shows me out with a kiss and cuddle and safe in the knowledge that I'll return.
To sum up... all the reviews are accurate, she is full on. Get yourself ready for a real experience. If you've not seen her you might think I'm talking fluffy bollox, if you've seen her you'll know that this is how it really is with her.
zoe and sexdoll are my punting yardsticks, every other lass will be compared to the two.
Would I return.. Absolutely 100% certain I'll be back.
Would I recommend... what do you think?
