Author Topic: Perry Star - Nottingham (Read 5054 times)

Mutinyonthecounty · « **on:** March 19, 2015, 07:59:34 am »

Your well fucking pissed on 8 pints of lager. So, I’m sat in the bar at World Service and I with 2 fucking muppets from work and we’ve just closed a deal that morning and we’ve gone out on the piss to celebrate and I’m calculating in my head what my revshare will be and how I’m going to spend it and I look at the 2 doppy cunts I’m with and think I’ve got to bail out at this point. And the 8 pints of lager are starting to mix up with the sea bass and I’m thinking this is going to be a long afternoon. So I’m outside and I’m on the phone to Perry and we exchange chit chat but she knows what I’m after and we agree to meet at her friends apartment out at J26. And then im back in the restaurant and making my excuses and getting my stuff and then im in the back of a cab and the cab is spinning and the driver has a shaven head and Notts County tattooed on his arm and im feeling all lairy like so I start ragging him and telling him how County are a shit club with shit support and Sean Derry is a useless fucking cunt who will take them down and we will batter them next season at theirs – and he doesn’t take kindly to this banter, but im saying it with a smile on my face and he gets a bit tense and the lager is starting to come up and the cab is spinning and im already fucked but im enjoying the banter and im almost about to light up a cigarette in his cab to really piss him off but decide that isn’t the best idea afterall – and by this stage he looks like he wants to fuck me up. And then I’m outside Perry’s place and she rings to say she is on her way and the car pulls up and she looks fucking awesome in jeans and jumper and tanned and footballer wife hair and she looks like she should be living in Alderley Edge or Knutsford and married to a footballer. And then we are up the stars and in the lounge and its nice and comfortable and she starts with a lapdance and the Killers are playing Mr Brightside and I think this is pretty cool and im naked by this stage and she’s brought a fresh bottle of poppers in for me and im thinking this is awesome although the room is spinning around and im hardly in any fit state – but the lapdance is taking its effect and I’m getting a hard on and looking at her tanned arse and legs and then she’s on all fours and I’ve got my tongue right up her arse hole and she is loving it and I’m sniffing more poppers under Perrys instruction and then im on all fours and she has this technique of pullng your balls up and teasing your cock at the same time and then she is spitting over my arse hole and on my balls and biting and sucking my cock from behind and im thinking I wonder if she would mind pissing on me, but im so fucked that the words forming in my head are not the ones coming out of my mouth and then im sat on the sofa and Perry is sucking on my cock and spitting on it and biting it and she says I look fucked and finally she is on the sofa with her legs wide apart and I am alternating between her mouth and pussy with my tongue and she has her ‘fuck face’ on and its all too much for me and I am wanking myself and she is telling to come hard and im trying love and I am coming all over the carpet and Perry is going for the wet wipes and im sat there in a coma and she looks at me and the room is spinning wildly and my hands are blue and my face is blue and I am well and truly fucked up and then I pay up and say bye and before I know it im back in a cab and then on the train and I look at the other losers in my carriage with their merry go normal lives fuelled by cheap watered down lager, payday loans and scratchcards with their mortgaged to the hilt semi-detached castles and I want to be sick, so I look out of the window and the see the assorted shitholes of north Nottinghamshire pass by like a chav Bayeux tapestry of decay and social neglect and then im off the train and walking through Mansfield and thinking of Perrys arse and I can smell her on my fingers and I think of the 2 doppy cunts I have to work with and I think what a wonderful fucking life.

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Natwest · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2015, 12:53:34 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on March 19, 2015, 07:59:34 am

.........pass by like a chav Bayeux tapestry of decay and social neglect.................

That has to be one of the most, if not the most, poetic turn of phrase I have ever read on this forum, come to that on any forum.

Bloody hell - not sure what you do for a living but I think you should give it all up and write novels.

X3 Guy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2015, 01:33:23 pm »

Classy girl that.

Lt Shaffer · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2015, 02:12:20 pm »

thanks motc. reminded me of why I go to work, to pay for these often ridiculous, sometimes awesome, always short-lived liaisons

Centurion100 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2015, 02:57:24 pm »

It's like reading an extract from a script of "Danny Dyer does punting". Nottingham's own version of course.

Quite like his take on various parts of Notts. Not sure which bits he does like mind as even Beeston came in for a hard time!!

CoolTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:48:19 pm »

Ditto about great report, motc.

AFAIR she was previously called Bailey Kantrell, and showed herself as based in Birmingham for a while. She has also worked as Adriana at Directors Lodge.

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2015, 07:15:39 pm »

Hi CT - yes correct it is the same girl. I remember mentioning her to you when she was at Directors Lodge - probably a good while ago. Did you ever get to see her ? She's pretty much awesome if you like the lap dancer look.
MOTC

CoolTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2015, 07:37:31 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on March 19, 2015, 07:15:39 pm

Hi CT - yes correct it is the same girl. I remember mentioning her to you when she was at Directors Lodge - probably a good while ago. Did you ever get to see her ? She's pretty much awesome if you like the lap dancer look.
MOTC

No. Per her East Mids profiles, OWO is not on the menu. I recall another member telling me that she worked at sandys in manchester where not only were her rates lower, OWO was on offer there!!

badsin · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:38:18 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on March 19, 2015, 07:37:31 pm

No. Per her East Mids profiles, OWO is not on the menu. I recall another member telling me that she worked at sandys in manchester where not only were her rates lower, OWO was on offer there!!

She was called Perry whilst at Sandys, at I think had the same (or similar) pictures.

Good report Mutiny.

I aint tocuhed poppers in years now, however it is a tremendous buzz whilst porking

Gregorysboy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:46:57 pm »

Awesome review as usual Mutiny, and so glad you opted for the Sea Bass rather than the Monkfish in World Service an eaterie that is sadly now living on past glories. Now overpriced shite.

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:50:23 pm »

Cheers mate - it's funny you should mention that as I was thinking of using the same phrase in my report. I run a tight ship - you could call me a stingy cunt, so i begrudge shelling out for overpriced food. We should've gone to Subway.

Owwhatanight · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2015, 05:43:42 pm »

You can imagine Motc in a suit, bowler,hat & cane......Ukp own Charlie Chaplin

Love your reviews

Leicspunt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2015, 10:07:32 pm »

She has also worked at club classique in loughborough. Very friendly girl. Great skills. A little belly but if you don't mind that then there's worse ways to spend your hard earned

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2015, 09:19:46 am »

I know - she did have a slight belly at CC. However, I've noticed when I saw her at sandys and in notts this week that the belly has gone completely - when I asked her she said that she's been at the gym everyday etc, but have to say she looks awesome on it.

Leicspunt · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2015, 12:28:49 pm »

Might have to go for round 2 in that case! Does she do OWO? Didn't at CC and no mention of it on her profile

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:49:08 pm »

I see Sean Derry has been fired today, so my banter with the Notts supporting cabbie was not far off the mark

If Notts get related, there definitely will be a mutiny on the county !!

billy_91 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:08:03 pm »

They wouldn't have gone down under shaun derry.

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2015, 06:56:34 pm »

Still think they will go down even without him

badsin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2015, 06:05:56 pm »

Quote from: badsin on March 19, 2015, 08:38:18 pm

She was called Perry whilst at Sandys, at I think had the same (or similar) pictures.

Good report Mutiny.

I aint tocuhed poppers in years now, however it is a tremendous buzz whilst porking

Back on the rota at Sandys

Leicspunt · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:42:41 pm »

Does anyone know if Perry is still doing Indy AW bookings? Contacted her but no reply and her page says she hasn't logged in since the end of January

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