SexyLoXXX - Avoid this thing!!!

[blackpunter]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only I don't know what possessed me to go and see this creature coz looking its profile now any self respecting ukpunting member can see straight away it is a skank. I guess after spending 2 hours trawling AW for a British girl under 100quid I was pretty desperate and on the verge of having a wank. Thought of giving my regulars a call but I wanted a different experience. I should have known when I called it to put a booking in coz it seemed detached and cold on the phone. So I battle heavy Friday evening traffic from Walsall to Kings Heath where its den is located. I get there and ring it and it comes down to open door for me. (It lives in a block of flats) I looked at its face and it looked like it had just woken up. It had eye bogeys and was dressed like a vagrant. Every 30 seconds it kept yawning and mentioning how tired it was. I should've walked then but I just couldn't. Inside its flat was very dark and clothes and all manner of debris strewn all over the floor. There was a very pungent smell in the air and for a second I thought it might be hiding a dead body in that flat. Onto the bed and I pass it the money. It had to count it 4 times and the fifth time I had to count the money for it as it kept getting it all wrong. Thats when I realised it might be stoned out its head. Anyway too late to turn back. I start touching it and it just gets up and takes its jeans and underwear off. So I do the same. It grabs a condom before it even touches my cock to get it hard. Slaps on the condom onto a flaccid cock and it starts sucking while lamenting how tired it is. It takes literally 20 seconds for me to be hard and straight away it lies on its back and it says,"come on then." So I jump onto it and start pumping away mechanically and it doesn't even make any encouraging sounds. Anyway I pop my nut within 5 minutes as I just can't be arsed with this crap. As soon as I come it slides itself from underneath me and gets dressed. It says,"sorry I got no tissue, have you got some?" I shake my head in shock as I take the condom off. It hands me an envelope and tells me to put the condome in there as it doesn't own a bin. I couldn't help wondering where it was gonna post my spunk to. It says how good the sex was and it hopes to see me again. I say hold on, I paid for an hour. It says it only allows punters to come once and it says it says so in her profile. My phone has no internet and because I didnt check this creature's profile thoroughly I don't have an argument to make. Even if I could am I gonna force it to have more sex? No. So I get dressed while it phones someone to tell them its got some money and its on its way. I was just so broken inside at being scammed like that, I have always thought nothing can go wrong with English girls. I have just checked her profile and it doesn't mention anything about coming once. All in all I spent no more than 10 minutes in that hell-hole. Anyway straight after that shit punt I knew I needed immediate first aid attention otherwise I might never punt again. The nearest first aider I could find was Busty Natalie and straight away I put a booking in. 30 minutes later I was at Natalie's place enjoying a proper service having my cock worshipped and wondering why I didnt save myself 75quid by just booking Natalie in the first place. Or better still I could have booked 2 hours with Natalie.

[BustaNut]

Thanks for the heads up, and TOFTT mate.

[Trevor12]

Thanks for the heads up, and TOFTT mate.

+1 thanks for the warning.

[Youngblackkid]

I was gonna book her glad I didnt. I know the feeling letting go of hard earned cash and the punt was a regrettable one.

[freddiej]

Don't feel so bad.
They are bad pictures but if it wasn't for your experience I would think maybe under there is a smiley attractive girl.
As you say the price will attract.
Thanks though for the warning as I'm always on the lookout for a bargain.

[Stapler]

Why would ANYBODY in their right mind even think about booking this creature !?

Look how she is dressed!
Look at the surroundings she is sitting in!


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[KidCandyShop]

Why would ANYBODY in their right mind even think about booking this creature !?

Look how she is dressed!
Look at the surroundings she is sitting in!


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Some people like a bit of rough 

[Youngblackkid]

Looks like she got bird shit on her tights loooooool.

I wouldn't even do her with a bag over her head.

[ziubziauk]

I particularity like her first self added feedback 'best girl on AW'   

[ziubziauk]

got timed out :p

I know exactly how u feel did a punt like that once got back from a concert half hammered scoured AW for any willing candidate for an out of town outcall @ 1am and got delivered a real stinker tracksuit and all. She was the first English lass I punted and it put me off for a long time even though I was drunk just felt robbed also couldn't get rid just kept on talking and talking.  It was Chloe (god bless her soul) who restored my faith in UKWG's

[Sam_26]

Thanks for the warning! Have seen this profile before and did contemplate taking a risk, I'm glad I didn't, but thanks for TOFTT.

I guess after all this time we should learn but sometimes little brain has the say.

[curry]

This one has all the signs of a drug user written all over her profile. Now I am not going to claim to be an expert. Yes I have been done myself a few times so I am not claiming to be the master by any means. However a few things should have sent alarm bells ringing.

The pictures I mean no effort to even look good with that chav fury coat.
24/7 services always a sign of a junkie
Car meets another sign of a junkie
The group she belongs to is full of girls who look a bit dubious and from all over the country
First punters feedback and field report is a zero hero and poorly written and has scam all over it
Third punters feedback is hidden
The whole profile is written poorly with signs of desperation all over it. Major use of capitals, bad grammar  “working all night baby”

Normally it’s best to ring these types and ask how much usually they have not got a clue where you have got their number from and are only looking for the next fix. Then compare prices and see if they will come down on the phone if they do it’s a sure thing then.