Author Topic: Helen of Troy (Read 3105 times)

charlie-mott · « **on:** January 25, 2015, 04:51:36 pm »

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I was drawn in by the lack of teeth, but I should have listened to my eyes or brain instead of my cock. She really is disgusting. The flat was a mess with a half eaten tray of chips on the floor that looked several days old. Dirty clothes strewn around the place. Helen was equally bad, dressed in a body stocking, scabs were clearly visible on her breasts.

I am sure she gives great head, but I wasn't going to stick around and find out. It will take a braver man than me to take one for the team, but I would love to hear from anyone who has.

SirFukedDaLot · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2015, 07:22:55 pm »

Fuck me.. she looks as rough as a badgers arse after it has been shot with 12 bore shotgun. A wank at home would be better..

hockogrockle · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2015, 08:50:34 pm »

Could this be one for Horizontal Pleasures to give us a second opinion?

SirFrank · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2015, 09:13:18 pm »

Each to their own but wtf were you thinking Charlie? I assume you made your excuses and left?

charlie-mott · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2015, 12:05:15 pm »

SF I watched some gummy porn and thought that's gotta be worth a try for 20 quid. I didn't even bother with the excuses, just said fack that and was on my heels.

ledley · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2015, 01:35:26 pm »

'Its alive'

Good on you for getting out of there and for providing us with a review of what i'm sure most people suspected

EquusFerus · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2015, 02:32:16 am »

Quote from: charlie-mott on January 25, 2015, 04:51:36 pm

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I was drawn in by the lack of teeth, but I should have listened to my eyes or brain instead of my cock. She really is disgusting. The flat was a mess with a half eaten tray of chips on the floor that looked several days old. Dirty clothes strewn around the place. Helen was equally bad, dressed in a body stocking, scabs were clearly visible on her breasts.

I am sure she gives great head, but I wasn't going to stick around and find out. It will take a braver man than me to take one for the team, but I would love to hear from anyone who has.

Each to his own but mixture of

and

for me. Happy for you that you found the strength to flee and live to punt another day

hockogrockle · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:51:55 am »

Random comment. I hve just discovered (from "Word Watch" in yesterday's Times), that there is a measure of female beauty called a "Millihelen". It is based on the idea that Helen of Troy had "the face that launched a thousand ships". So a woman with a rating of one millihelen would have a face to launch one ship. Applying the scale to this Helen, I feel she would be lucky to launch a rownig boat, and if she did, it would probably be because the rower was trying to paddle away from her.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:56:26 am »

Quote from: hockogrockle on January 27, 2015, 08:51:55 am

Random comment. I hve just discovered (from "Word Watch" in yesterday's Times), that there is a measure of female beauty called a "Millihelen". It is based on the idea that Helen of Troy had "the face that launched a thousand ships". So a woman with a rating of one millihelen would have a face to launch one ship. Applying the scale to this Helen, I feel she would be lucky to launch a rownig boat, and if she did, it would probably be because the rower was trying to paddle away from her.

Hence the slang of Boat Race?

Mikeh38 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2015, 05:51:27 pm »

Can you imagine rimming her........................................... yuck

Deepstroker · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:08:24 am »

OMG i feel ill...size 18+,,just take a full sized view of that profile pic.. skanky teeth,,skanky body and skin..i wouldnt fook her if she paid me £100 notes.. Not sure where her feedback is from..

NaughtyAlun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2015, 10:56:48 pm »

Quote from: charlie-mott on January 25, 2015, 04:51:36 pm

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I was drawn in by the lack of teeth, but I should have listened to my eyes or brain instead of my cock. She really is disgusting. The flat was a mess with a half eaten tray of chips on the floor that looked several days old. Dirty clothes strewn around the place. Helen was equally bad, dressed in a body stocking, scabs were clearly visible on her breasts.

I am sure she gives great head, but I wasn't going to stick around and find out. It will take a braver man than me to take one for the team, but I would love to hear from anyone who has.

Thanks for the warning Charlie. I too was tempted to avail myself of the £20 blow-job offer which I thought was especially good value with no teeth. And then if we clicked to book an hour for full sex, anal and DFK. After reading your report I can't see me ever visiting this lady.

Luke · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:03:06 pm »

Omg

She is the roughest of them all, complete opposite of what you would expect from someone called Helen of troy,

Deepstroker · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:02:40 am »

Quote from: Luke on January 29, 2015, 11:03:06 pm

Omg She is the roughest of them all, complete opposite of what you would expect from someone called Helen of troy,

More like Helen of Buoy..

Cda1966 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2015, 09:51:37 pm »

I think I would rather use my dyson

ShyWolf · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2015, 10:10:47 pm »

Why would you ever consider seeing her my first fought was to man the harpoons
You would find better quality street prossies at the skip

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