External Link/Members OnlyAfter having a positive meeting with her flatmate CuteZoe last week (review still pending, will write up in the next couple of days), I decided to meet her flatmate Valentina-Amor.
Services requested: FK / OWO / Protected sex
Time & Cost: 60mins, £170 + £30 OWO
Location: Serviced flat not far from Farringdon station. Once buzzed in it’s a little difficult to find the flat as there’s fire doors in between each flat floor so hard to find the exact flat. It’s a couple flight of stairs up.
Comms: all done over WA. Quick replies, you immediately get an automatic reply with location, services, and costs.
Meet: happened in the last couple of days. Once I arrived at the postcode, I messaged Valentina on WA, she immediately replied with the full address. It’s down a side street, restaurant about 100m away with people sitting outside. Rang the buzzer and was left waiting for about a minute, buzzed again and got a reply over the intercom, I said hello and she said ‘ohhh’ and buzzed me in.
She opened the door standing behind it, I was greeted with a big smile and taken to the room. Her pictures on AW are heavily airbrushed, and she was thicker than what is shown too. I was still attracted to her. Her English is very limited.
Confirmed services and handed over the cash. Wasn’t asked for a shower but just had one so wasn’t fussed. I was told to undress and relax on the bed so I did but kept my boxers on. She counted the money and we had a little small talk, where is she from etc. to which she replied Colombia. She then started a timer and asked me to relax at the edge of the bed, take my boxers off and put some pillows for me to lie back on.
She then proceeded to give me a lap dance whilst undressing, I tried to have a feel of her body and she asked me to lie back and relax, ‘this is her seducing me’. She started to grind on me and at this point I was rock hard so she grabbed a condom. I asked for doggy and she said ‘no relax’. She asked me to take the open the condom wrapper and then put it on me with her mouth. With me still laying back on the edge of the bed she started to bounce on me, the view was ok and she allowed me to have a feel around at this point.
After a couple of minutes I asked for her to lay down on her stomach and I then fucked her in prone. I was mixing up speed and she did take a pounding at one stage. She then told me to keep going so she didn’t like me mixing up the pace and she kept saying cum, cum. This was around the 15 min mark. Tried to ask her to bend over the bed so I can fuck her standing doggy and language barrier was a problem. She finally understood but she seemed pretty pissed off but obliged. At this point I thought to myself she’s not enjoying this and was pissed off myself and lost my boner.
I lay down and asked for more OWO, again she was annoyed but did it. I got hard again and she rode me CG and RCG, she kept asking me to cum which resulted in me getting frustrated even more (wasn’t showing it to her, just in my own head). She also did this weird thing where she banged the headboard off the wall aggressively a couple of times to make noise, and thinking back I recall hearing the same thing when I was with Zoe, odd.
Asked her to lie back so I can fuck her missionary and again, took a couple of asks before she understood but she got visibly frustrated again. She told me to go slow and honestly I just wanted to give her a good pounding so I could shoot my load and get out. Didn’t work, she got annoyed and asked me to give myself a handjob. She was talking dirty in my ear, could feel the sap rising and asked if she did CIM, answer was no, asked if she did COB, answer was no, so I popped in the bag.
She cleaned me up, and then said next time you need to book 2 hours. I checked the time…. And it had only been 30 mins! The cheek of it. I didn’t want to say anything but asking for some advice here as this is the first (out of 3 punts) where I’ve experienced this, do you guys mention anything if you’re rushed and things are ended before times up? There were no signals that she wanted to continue for a 2nd round, offer a massage, RO (which are all included in her service list with the 60min booking). She asked if I wanted a shower, I said yes, she went to check if it was free and it was occupied. Was waiting for 5 mins and just said I’ll have one when I’m home. On my way out, she mentioned the booking 2 hour thing again, went in for a hug and a kiss and I put one arm around her and turned my head for a kiss on the cheek.
Do I recommend? No.
Overall: airbrushed pictures, rushed (30mins instead of 60), language barrier and was very mechanical. Seems like she just wanted a 30min punt then asked me to book 2 hours next time

Maybe we just didn’t click. On to the next! Also not sure if my reviews are too long or can be changed for the better so any advice is appreciated.