External Link/Members Only1 hour £140 + FK £20 + OWO £20
Got the urge a few weeks ago and none of my AW hotlist was available. Ok, TOFTT it is then. In the mood for some “PERFECT GFE” with “FRENCH KISSING.” Sure enough, there was a young Brazilian hottie nearby offering just that. I sent off a text. She responded quickly with extras, prices and location. Told her what I wanted and set off.
Venue was a block of flats above a parade of shops in Strood. Pretty discreet. Buzzed in at street level and went up to the flat. She opened the door wearing just bra and panties. I liked what I saw! Exactly like her photos, stated age of 23 is about right. Lovely slender body with perky boobs and bum.
Reconfirmed what I wanted and handed over the cash. Her English is good so no confusion over rates/times etc at that point. I popped to the loo for a quick freshen up and we were ready to go.
At this point things suddenly switched to ‘hyperspeed’ mode. She told me to undress while rapidly shedding her own undies. I leant in for a kiss while standing but still had my pants on. This seemed to irritate her. She just held her mouth open for about 10 seconds before ordering me to sit on the bed and take my pants off. Something along the lines of “come on baby, let’s go,” somewhat curtly. Tried to kiss her agin while sitting on the bed. Again about 10 seconds of crap mechanical holding her mouth open against mine. She chastised me again, this time for moving my tongue. I almost begged her to slow down. We were still only about a minute in at this point.
She did anything but slow down. It felt like watching a crap VHS porn movie on fast forward. And it was more like watching than participating in. She knelt on the bed and began sucking me. To be fair this was quite good with a nice view of her fit body while she did it. The problem was it lasted a minute at the most before she reached for a condom and suggesting we fuck. FFS, her profile says in several places ‘no rush.’ Surely the numskull can understand that if someone books an hour, they don’t want to be done in 5 minutes!
In another attempt to get her to slow down and relax a bit, I went in for another kiss. ‘No baby.’ I’m really getting pissed off now. I paid £20 for FK, which is one of her selling points. Surely it didn’t mean £20 per kiss?
This is just not working, I thought. She has no idea how to deliver a decent hour’s GFE. We’re a few minutes in and it’s already hopeless. I told her I’m going, I didn’t want a rushed service etc, and got up to get dressed. She’ suddenly all apologetic, saying “don’t go, don’t go” and “ok, ok, we do kissing.” Maybe she’s got the message.
So, another perfunctory snog and she’s back trying to suck me. Only this time the general mood of irritation between us both had killed my hard-on. She used her hand as well, but it was no good. It only seemed to increase the frustration.
I remembered her profile included ‘receiving oral.’ I thought the sight of her pussy and bum crack at close quarters might force some wind in the sails as a last-ditch, grabbing-at-straws attempt to rescue the punt. I asked her to do 69. Got the now standard response of “no baby.”
Ok, that’s it. Game over. I was out of the flat less than 10 minutes into an hour booking. I took one for the team. Wasted £180. Obviously will never return. C’est la vie.
