You know you're a punter when...

[yesbby]

when in the shower afterwards you ask about the date tattooed on her back and she says 'my dad's birthday', which is the year you were born

[myothernameis]

A autistic female worker in my work place, says to me, you want to do my cunt in, and she means fight her

But I'm think, yeh I'l fuck your cunt, if only she know what i was thinking 

[Captainhowdy666]

Took a drive through Leicester today and a few of my go to knocking shops are now HMO’s for illegals.
The country has fallen.

[notcalledchris]

Took a drive through Leicester today and a few of my go to knocking shops are now HMO’s for illegals.
The country has fallen.

In my day all the migrants were E European hookers

[Nomerzypuntr]

And now ?