Do you take your own cards or does she bring them?Mind the lightning as it's difficult to explain having burns on your bum.
😂😂It’s now raining and a thunder storm but she said she doesn’t mind so it’s a wet outdoor shag
NEWSFLASH: The bodies of a naked couple engaging in anal sex have been discovered after tonight's thunderstorm. Police say it appears that they were leaning against a tree when the tree was hit by a lightning strike. Anyone with information on missing persons should call their local oolice station. The male is described as having a large penis.
You reported that ever so slightly wrong. The news report said the male was a big cock, not had a big cock
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