Marry - Chinese shop, Hornsey N8

[TallAndFriendly]

I saw advert for this place on Gumtree, a few weeks ago, and although that advert has gone, their phone number is on show publicly in the window so I believe it's OK to post here. Removed.
When I phoned it was a male who answered, and I booked a 45 min massage for £40. When I arrived there was a Chinese lady in reception who showed me into a tiny massage room - one of two I think.
I was joined by a youngish, quite pretty girl, a little short and stocky with decent breasts and very smooth skin - I'd guess a younger-looking late 20s.
The downside was that her English was almost non-existent, and she had to use a phone app to translate some introductory pleasantries, including finding out her name was Marry.
There was a towel on the massage table, but when she returned after leaving me to disrobe, I hadn't bothered with it and it remained off.
Quite nice massage ensued, starting unusually with head and working down. I gave some wriggles and moans as she got to my bum, to signify I was hoping for 'the conversation', and at about 15 mins in, she told me to turn.
She made a finger-in-fist sign and then a handjob sign, to show what was on offer, but even pricing was confusing due to language issue. She pulled her skirt up and knickers to one side to show me a neatly trimmed bush of black hair as encouragement for the first option, but it was a hot day (a couple or so weeks ago), and I fancied the simple hand relief, which we arrived at for 30. She asked for money up front, which disturbed the flow of the afternoon somewhat.
The deed was performed pretty nicely, but the heat deflated me a bit and I had one of those unsatisfactory cums without a rock solid cock.
At this point it felt like a bit of a wasted £70 and I wished I'd waited till a cooler day.
Anyway, we still had 10 or 15 minutes left, so she started massaging my feet and legs, but then it got interesting because she took it upon herself to tease my inner thighs and even start playing with my balls again. Even better, she found a spot above my cock where she started pushing down rhythmically, and things started to stir. I was surprised she'd got me hard again, and she kept a variety of tricks going to please me over the next few minutes. Although our time was up and I hadn't managed a second orgasm, she'd certainly saved the day.

SUMMING UP - negatives - tiny room (massage bed against one wall!) - zero language comms
positives - apparent offer of full service - pretty girl - and surprising commitment to pleasure

[scouting]

Google has that address as being Healthy London, but it has a different telephone number;

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

The photo of the shop front dated May 2026 is for Healthy Massage, but no number in the photo.
The photo on google maps is for a hairdressers but dated Sept 2024.

[daviemac]

their phone number is on show publicly in the window so I believe it's OK to post here. Removed.

It would be if you post a link to where it's publicly showing.

[TallAndFriendly]

Well it was on show last time I passed, but didn't take a photo.
If I pass by again I'll check and post, but in the meantime thanks for removing, and yes it used to be a hairdressers as per older Google image.

[TallAndFriendly]

There's a phone number and a WhatsApp mobile number on their website, and that second one IS different, so thanks for spotting my error.

[Famy8989]

Thanks! There’s a lack of young massage girls (at least from where I’ve been) in London so I will definitely be giving this place a try. In the last couple weeks I’ve been to Refine massage in Kings Cross and Health first in Holborn. Both places had their pros and cons, I fucked Fiona. But again she’s Singaporean and probably around mid to late 30s. It came to £150 massage and sex included.
Health first was decent aswell, went with a new masseuse who said she used to work at another shop. She was around 30 id say, pretty flat physique, ok looker. She had sex available but asked for 200! I swiftly declined and she didn’t have a condom neither did I anyway. Went with BJ, which was fucking amazing. She swirled her tongue, went deep at times and plenty of spit. Problem is, she didn’t suck for long. The price however, not so much. I ended up paying £100 for it on top of the 60 for the massage, she convinced me by saying you won’t regret it which to be honest, she does give a good bj. I believe she only works Wednesdays and Sundays but I may be mistaken. I often think with my penis in those massage rooms they must put something in the air…

[londonhas]

I popped by a couple of days ago and was met by 2 very enthusiastic grannies. checked out the menu and made my excuses and left. they must have been 60+ almost 70 years old, too hardcore for me 

[Famy8989]

I popped by a couple of days ago and was met by 2 very enthusiastic grannies. checked out the menu and made my excuses and left. they must have been 60+ almost 70 years old, too hardcore for me 

I want to also add I did go 3-4 weeks ago and same here, was met with 2 40-50 year olds. Very enthusiastic I’m guessing they don’t get customers fuck them a lot so she was really into it. I did not find any young women the two times that I’ve been. I’ve forgotten their names but one had a bob hair cut with brown hair, the other black hair with a pony tail and some eye liner. Both times the FS was alright, nothing special. I believe I paid £100 FS for 2 shots after negotiating. The second time I only paid for b2b as I wasn’t attracted to her for 60 I think. She was very enthusiastic the First Lady. Plenty of kissing too. It was during that heatwave she was sweating a lot and I was too so what annoyed me was when the session was prettt much over after 50 minutes or so she said wait let me massage you otherwise the boss will question her and think I didn’t enjoy it. I was in a rush that day too so it was pretty annoying having to wait she kept asking every time I would try to leave. Mamasan is definitely hotter than the massage girls at least from what I’ve seen lol. She gives a water bottle always on the way out, next time I may ask for her but again, unless OP is 80 and 50 year olds are considered young, there was most definitely no young massage girls there.

[londonhas]

it was disappointing for sure - was trying to decide this and another place but alas.

[folma322]

I do like the granny's from time to time, as long as they are slim. Is that the case here?

[Kojac]

I do like the granny's from time to time, as long as they are slim. Is that the case here?

+1

Defo interested if they are slim. 

[Kojac]

I want to also add I did go 3-4 weeks ago and same here, was met with 2 40-50 year olds. Very enthusiastic I’m guessing they don’t get customers fuck them a lot so she was really into it. I did not find any young women the two times that I’ve been. I’ve forgotten their names but one had a bob hair cut with brown hair, the other black hair with a pony tail and some eye liner. Both times the FS was alright, nothing special. I believe I paid £100 FS for 2 shots after negotiating. The second time I only paid for b2b as I wasn’t attracted to her for 60 I think. She was very enthusiastic the First Lady. Plenty of kissing too. It was during that heatwave she was sweating a lot and I was too so what annoyed me was when the session was prettt much over after 50 minutes or so she said wait let me massage you otherwise the boss will question her and think I didn’t enjoy it. I was in a rush that day too so it was pretty annoying having to wait she kept asking every time I would try to leave. Mamasan is definitely hotter than the massage girls at least from what I’ve seen lol. She gives a water bottle always on the way out, next time I may ask for her but again, unless OP is 80 and 50 year olds are considered young, there was most definitely no young massage girls there.

IMO in the massage parlour game it doesn't get better than Chinese women who are enthusiastic 

@Famy8989 Cheers for the info Sir

[Famy8989]

I do like the granny's from time to time, as long as they are slim. Is that the case here?

The second one with a bob cut was slim yeah. They both had decent sized tits, I also do enjoy older women too from time to time. The First Lady who I saw working at the shop both times was very enthusiastic, quite hot in a way too.

[Famy8989]

IMO in the massage parlour game it doesn't get better than Chinese women who are enthusiastic 

@Famy8989 Cheers for the info Sir

For sure, she was quite sexy I can’t put my finger on what celebrity she was like but she’s a proper sort, bubbly, chatty and really into fucking
 

[folma322]

Went to this place with hopes of getting some granny fanny, ended up with 30 something slim girl. On the way out the was an older lady sitting in the reception area chatting with the male receptionist, MILF category not GILF and looked a little bigger, only a fleeting glance though.

Will write something up in the massage shop thread eventually.

[Famy8989]

Went to this place with hopes of getting some granny fanny, ended up with 30 something slim girl. On the way out the was an older lady sitting in the reception area chatting with the male receptionist, MILF category not GILF and looked a little bigger, only a fleeting glance though.

Will write something up in the massage shop thread eventually.

Looking forward to seeing how you got on. I think both women I was with were around 40s, never saw a gilf.  I wonder what the rotation is like over there.

[folma322]

Looking forward to seeing how you got on. I think both women I was with were around 40s, never saw a gilf.  I wonder what the rotation is like over there.

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