Oh lads, what have you led me to...
I don't know how I stumbled upon this place from your reviews, but do I regret it? Only for my wallet and its future.
First Time Attending.
£40 30min massage +£60 B2B = £100 total @9:30pm
Location - Like other reviews of the place have said, on the busy main road, but close to the rail station. But all in all, no one will really care, no one knows who you are, just slip straight in and out casually, don't hang around.
Reception - Past middle aged Chinese lady, very welcoming and enthusatic to see me, asked how I was, and what I would like. I state 30minute massage, she said £40. I was hoping card, but she said cash only. I didn't push back, I was just testing my luck, even though they have a card machine there and it's £5 extra to use (as per menu on reception desk). I asked for cash point, she explained the Santander and Co-Op down the road, to the left of the spa coming out. Just my luck both ATMs were out of service, so walked 2mins further to a tesco express. I got the £80 out just incase, to cap my budget for extras at £40 not knowing what the price will be (I forgot what the reviews said and I wasn't a member then). I returned and she kept the same enthusiasm. After payment, I asked if I could choose the girl, she said of course and then directed me to one of the massage rooms, then explained the ladies will come.
Selection/SP - One by one they came, a very quick hi and walk away. I saw 4 - two nice latina ladies, then an afro-latina lady and a young british south asian lady. The chinese lady returned and said which one and I said either 1 or 2, then went for number 2 (however hearing a British South Asian lady got me curious, not realising they show up in these spaces, I needed to return for her - spoiler I think I chose her on a later visit and she's acutally Spanish but it may not be the same lol). The 2nd lady which was the second of the latina ladies, at which she confirmed, left the room and called out the name Clara to go to my room. She's around 5'5, good looking, she said she was colombian and I think she said 25 years old. Had fake tits and bum but looks like she went gym, she said she does too. We had some introductory conversation, how her day has been, asked how often she works here, what days etc, and she made polite fun conversation too. She also asked me to strip fully so we got to it.
Massage + Extra: Asked me lay on my front, and gave very soothing relaxing medium firm massage, it was fully worth the £40, especially around the traps, she found some knots. Then she asked to flip over, and continued, brushing past my exposed cock etc. I quite liked this WSWS vibe, especially as I was so content with how the massage was going. Eventually around 20mins in, she asked if I would like any extras. I asked what does she offer? She said HE for £40, B2B for £60. Now I only had £40 cash which I explained to her, so she said HE only (not worth in my head as I was happy with the massage, I could go home and do it myself at the point) so I enquired about B2B because better VFM, then said I can transfer the extra £20, which she was happy for. Transferred it over, she got undressed quickly, and was ready to go. Great cracking tight body, and she was oozing sex appeal, she really wanted to please. She oiled herself up and rubbed all over my body and cock sensually. When standing, she grabbed my hand to put onto her body, and even got me to rub her pussy at the same time as her giving me the handie. B2B was great for a bit of tittyfucking which she could tell I liked. Even got back on top, sat right by my cock and was stroking it while pretending to ride me. When standing back up to finish me off, she mixed her tittyfucking with stroking me, and even starting using spit to lube me up. She's fairly skilled so she directed my cock to explode all over her tits, which she seemed to smile and enjoy too. She then used the wipes to clean me off and then clean herself and asked if I would like to use the shower. I thought I had to be quick in the shower (especially after seeing a review that someone got charged) so I skipped washing my head and she said I can keep showering my head if I want. She got dressed and waited for me to finish and gave a lil side kiss by the cheek and wishing my return.
Conclusion - I dare someone to find me a better place than this. VFM is fair for the selection they seemingly have, their hours, even just the massage was class. It was my first time but it was not my last, as I have been two more times after this. Clara said she works Wednesdays, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but when I went on another day (Tuesday), she was there. More reviews to come soon. JUST ATTEND, BE KIND, ROLL THE DICE AND ENJOY.
