Maria, Relaxin Massage, Burnley
External Link/Members Only57 year old, Indian looking - said she was from the Czech republic.
Working hours - 9.00am-8.00pm
Costs:
£50 - 1 hour massage + hand relief
£80 - 1 hour B2B + hand relief
Strictly nothing else. In her words via text... no sex, no bj, nothing extra.
The meet happened 2 weeks ago. I fancied trying someone new and a bit further afield for something different and a bit of an outing on the buses, away from Manchester city centre. I have a bit of a soft spot for the older ladies so I decided to check out this lady who seemed good value for money, and her being old I thought maybe she would want repeat custom and treat me well. Arranging the meet was pretty straightforward via text messages. With my balls full of cum I jumped on the posh X43 to Burnley. The bus journey turned out to be the highlight of this trip unfortunately.
It was a 15 minute walk from the bus station, which I didn't mind as I enjoy walking, and gave me extra time to get horned up. On arrival to the postcode i noticed the area was a bit run down with terraced housing, which somewhat excited me more in a weird way, thinking I was going to be well serviced by some randy, filthy GILF.
She asked to call her when I got to the postcode, which I did. Once inside she asked what service I wanted. After seeing her saggy tits I decided to bypass the B2B, and just go for the £50 deal. She took the cash, led me upstairs and told me to get undressed, while she went back downstairs to finish off some important phone call. I lay on the bed waiting. She eventually came back and the massage started. I started the usual small talk to lighten the mood. She started lightly massaging me but with only one hand, and this lasted a good few minutes. I took my head out of the whole in the massage table and saw she was texting away whilst pathetically sliding her hand up and down my leg. I popped my head back down the whole and tried to relax. The phone kept pinging with messages with which she would keep replying to. This went on for about 10 minutes. I lost my patience and got up off the table and told her I was leaving. She agreed to refund me, minus £10 for her time, which I wasn't happy with. I argued that I wasn't paying a tenner for a pathetic service, but she was having none of it.
Off I went to the nearest Wetherspoons, 2 pints and 2 cigarettes, to drown my sorrows.
A very negative experience for me. Maybe on another day you guys may have a better experience. Oh well, onwards and upwards.
